My best friend in the whole world is a woman who’s mother committed suicide 20 years ago. There is not a single day that goes by that my friend doesn’t think about her mom. Holidays are especially hard for her. And it;s been two decades.

I'm so sorry.

First - you need a HUG. BIG HUG.

It gets better as they get older I hear.

At no point in the process, start, middle, or end, does smashing up stores become a viable course of action. I don’t care how frusterated these people were, what they did was still childish and wrong.

Hey, revolutionary warrior on the internet, a whole lot of kids and innocents are going to get dead and burned in your smug masturbatory fantasy. But you go ahead and finish, because we know how much it means to you to spaff your asinine, chucklefucking, class-warring effluvia all over the place. Just don’t forget to…

Nope, the cafe is run by 2 working class lads from Ireland. It stocks obscure cereals from around the world and how is a small business pricing people out of an area? What did these people achieve? They would be better protesting in the City, or outside the Houses of Parliament. I live one road along from here and…

This is...ridiculous...on all fronts. Relative deprivation and housing scarcity are serious problems in all of East London, but I can’t for the life of me figure out what a cereal cafe has to do with that. It’s hardly the first or most egregious sign of gentrification in fucking Shoreditch. Shoreditch is basically…

Dr. Roxo is the best! Ca-ca-ca-ca-yeaahhhhhhh!!!!!

I got the degree I loved and then went back and got the practical degree. I had a vague crushing feeling that I might be making the wrong decision. I hated working in that field when I got into it. And too many people depended upon me for me to just do a mediocre job of it for the next couple of decades. So now I am…

If sarcasm were water some of these people would fall out of a boat and still miss it.

I like this one myself

I don’t recognize most of the names, so my respect for the Jez commentariat is unwavered.

I got a Pauley Shore/Lady from Happy Endings bit! It was OK.

Always!

Well this is a story of my grandfather at a moment of great family sadness and pain.

And what about sunblock? Thanks to global warming the sun is a LOT stronger than it was in a lot of places and I would say it’s a must for people who are outdoors frequently without being completely covered. I can’t think that rinsing off or spraying germs would take care of it.

Yeah, that’s the thing. Even if these bacteria take care of all the smell from sweat, etc., sometimes you get actual dirt on you.

Yeah. I'm an avid runner in Florida. I run. I must shower. It's not optional.