lol the evidence is there

I’m so horrified at this conversation, but I do know a girl who got her tonsils out in middle school, and whose mother KEPT THEM in a JAR in the BATHROOM, even though said friend begged her to get rid of them, especially when they started...you know...disintegrating. No idea as to the motivation: sick and twisted…

re: the foreskin: GROSSSSSSSS

Who the fuck needs this as a souvenir???? I mean, like you said, you have the baby! That should be enough!

But if I throw it out and don’t post a picture then how will I ever make everyone pay attention to meeee and provide external approval for all of my decisions because I can’t find the fulfillment myselffffffff.

Less than 24 hours after my father’s death, my family was siiting in a booth at Chili’s laughing our asses off. Really, really silly-stories, memories (and a touch of hysteria).

Aw honey, I’m sorry about your friend. I’m also a glassware snob. Make some juleps, find someone who gets glassware to drink them with, and toast your friend.

Oh man, I am so sorry. I would totally come over and enjoy your full cocktail collection. It’s something I really want eventually, but when I am a “real” adult, not the fascimile you see before you today. I raise my cheap wine glass to you and your friend and your second hand crystal.

Sometimes a rolled up hundred dollar bill just isn’t fancy enough.

Yes. I also had curly hair and in the mid 90’s pretty much the only stuff available was LA Looks gel. Who can make their curly hair look good with that??!! I ended up spending a majority of high school straightening my hair.

Coconut milk is amazing in ice cream! Have you tried banana nice cream? I make it all the time in summer, and it’s so easy to throw in random flavours like matcha, chocolate, whatever you want!

I’m not used to other people not having access to items I have here. But then again, I forget that as isolated as we are we are a hub for quite a large area and three major grocery chains can offer a much larger variety than available to others. Like when my grandparents moved to Alabama and my grandfather was…

I’m an omnivore with Northern European enzymes, so I eat ALL THE DAIRY, and coconut milk ice cream is objectively delicious. Now I want some...

I love that stuff. So much better than soy. Soy can eff off.

Long story short - the year between June6, 2014-June 5, 2015 was very bad for me. It began with a diagnosis of cancer for me, progressed to losing my house to foreclosure, and culminated in the recent death (more cancer) of my wonderful cat, Fresca. I wrote about that here. Thanks so much for the support. So today…

Coconut milk makes excellent frozen desserts. I do eat dairy, and I once got this Steve’s by accident, thinking it was ice cream (which they also make):

I was a dude with curly hair (I miss hair...) and I had no idea what to do with it until about a month into senior year. Cut short, used gel...went to wavy and very cool. Unfortunately they took our photos at the start of the year, so my senior photo has me with the weird fro that my hair did naturally and people used…

I did this :( Already have naturally curly hair and think, “Hey, a perm would probably make things easier.” NO NO NO

I don’t have access to mine right now, but I do have a story!!!