This is my nightmare. I’d probably go grab a glass of wine from the nearest bar to stave off the headache I’d get from the excessive noise.

“Though I’m sure there was at least one who hated every second of it”

I once attended a military ball in the northeast with an old boyfriend. I came in on the train, and we had a few hours to kill before the festivities, so we went to his best friend’s house. They took me around the house, and I walked into a dark room, his friend followed me, turned on the lights...

I should really start forging Nazi stuff and selling it. I would not feel bad about ripping those people off at all.

People who collect genocide memorabilia are not right. I think that if I went to someone’s house and saw that stuff, I would leave.

If you think about it, any story about food is the beginning of a poop story.

Any Bob’s Burgers reference gets a star. Best show on television.

Hooray for super sluts! Let’s form a club.

They would run me out of town during sundress season. knee length (or shorter as is your preference) skirts and bare shoulders for all!

damn. me, either.

WHAT????!!!!

My roommates and I discovered this and watched it during dinner. I realized that Bill Nye was basically doing a YouTube show before there was YouTube.

I will clockwork orange my kids eyeballs if that’s what it takes!

My six year old will be parked in front of netflix until all of these episodes are exhausted.

I noticed the other day and watched two episodes waiting for my daughter’s school bus to arrive. My daughter did not deign to watch it. SHE WILL ACKNOWLEDGE BILL NYE AS A POSITIVE PRESENCE IN HER LIFE, SO HELP ME.

When I saw that it was on Netflix, I texted everyone I could think of (in all caps! with siren emojis!) and practically shouted it from my rooftop.

‘We have to pretend to give a shit about frozen embryos so we don’t look like hypocrites when we oppose abortion.’

I’ve never killed a woman. You’re welcome ladies.

Her hair is v. pretty, but she has a shady makeup company. They recently had a cc stealing scandal. Like, a security breach they allowed to go on for months. And she’s a shit person.