SchemeHatchery
SchemeHatchery
SchemeHatchery

I am so there.

We will need a lot of coffee first!!! And to check if our underwear is still in our underwear drawers!!!

We’d be horribly awesome:

Yessssssssssssssss

i’m in. is there a sign up sheet?

Step 3: Reality show on TLC to replace the 9,000 other shows they can’t air anymore because the stars are horrible people.

any time i hear a kate bush song now

Yo, it made a little kid with cancer feel happy and special. It made people feel good to make him feel good. Is it going to cure cancer? No. But Big Bird calling that little kid with leukemia didn’t cure him of cancer, either, but I’m still so glad he did it. Like, there is a time and a place to talk about the issues

WOW YOU GUYS I DIDN’T VISIT JEZ AT ALL YESTERDAY AND THESE COMMENTS ARE FUCKING ALREADY TURNED TO 11 Y’ALL NEED A DAY AWAY FROM THE INTERNET

I told my high school kids “don’t tell anyone” several times. Contexts: (1) letting some of the kids, who were targets for bullies, eat lunch in my classroom, with me supervising, which was Not Allowed; (2) letting a kid make up a test for an unexcused absence [district policy was that they got a 0] because I thought

One time when my Mom was both nursing AND pregnant, a woman pulled this shit on my then-9-year-old cousin at a Mardi Gras parade. My Mom saw and marched over there WITH A BREASTFEEDING BABY, grabbed the woman by the ponytail, and told her, “Give that toy back to my nephew right now.”

Oh no! Been there! Except it was the FedEx guy, who insisted on ringing the doorbell and banging on the door every damn time. He has no idea how close he came to death beyond my passive aggressive note for him to cut that shit out. Hugs.

Oh, no!

Well said, although to make matters even more confusing Starbucks did offer an iced cappuccino at one time. If I’m not mistaken there’s still an option to ring it up for people that ask.

So much this. I wonder if the Facebook campaign for Always Keep Fighting triggered something and now that they’re done filming the season it’s come to a head? Plus, I mean, top that with ten years of being a pretty high-profile guy among the CW & Tumblr crowds, ALWAYS being there for fans, having a family with a

OH HELLO!! mdk!!

Not true, I think the police usually make an effort to get his side of whatever sexual harassment/assault complaint they’re investigating.

I MET JOLIE KERR ONCE!