... and when he flunks out of school claims it was because he was just “too smart.”

Let me tell you about what life is like as a fat sexworker. My job involves sharing photos of myself as a strong, sexy, sexual woman, in varying degrees of undress. It involves me setting a figure - a not inexpensive one, either - on what I feel access to my body is worth.

This, for a myriad of reasons, makes some men…

Just hope they don’t plan on eating the egg.

I know, I have so many hilarious Mom texts/stories but I’m pretty sure I know people iRL who read this site. Which is too bad because she is like Lucille Bluth meets Will Ferrell

Same problem.

I have lurked for years, and only started posting about a month or so ago because I hit a rare bored patch. Within a week, I got a message from a friend asking if I was posting on gawker as MistsOfProvolone. I was so creeped out... but I guess it’s pointless for me to be mum about it anyway.

Crap. I didn’t think of that.

I had the same thought about mine.

I was trying to think of a best, but I couldn’t, so I’m just going with badass-est.

So my stepfather had just died, and my mother was alone in the house. Some really dodgy-looking Travellers (that we didn’t know) came to the door and said “Your husband hired us to clean your furniture, can you help us get it into our van?”

All of this! This is all something that i would think that a good majority of mommas feel. I mean, thank god for spanx for when Im wearing clothes, but when i take off those stupid spanx is when I feel super flubby, flappy, doughy. I’ve had 3 daughters and while yes, I have been told that I look great for having 3…

THIS is why I want fake boobs. Nothing about my body will ever be the same. (Besides the below-the-neck issues, I also got wrinkles and wavy hair, though only on half my head. Good times.) I judge women so hard for having them, but god help me, I’d kill (or pay) for nice boobs again.

I am with you. My twins were born 4+ years ago. I’m still carrying a lot of extra weight and fat. But when I look at my belly and see the loose, flabby skin that was stretched to its max state, I wonder what’s the point. It will never look like it did pre pregnancy. My boobs will never be cute and perky again. I want…

That last paragraph hit me so hard. I hope that things get easier for you and that you have a partner willing and eager to pull equal weight in this whole parenthood thing. Internet hugs, lady.

I drove more than 30min to see my gal. Totally worth it. And, since I’m cheap, I stretch my cuts out to 5 months or so. That makes a long drive a little less crazy. Keep asking around, keep your eyes peeled (I found my Deva gal because of a giant banner when I just happened to be driving through her small town), and…

Have you tried the salon finder on Naturally Curly? They have reviews from lots of people with curly hair, so even if you can’t find a Devacurl stylist, it will help find someone who doesn’t straighten your hair out to cut it.

This. All of this. It’s actually why (after 15+ years as a professional writer) I finally started blogging. Here’s a recent post in which I’m (gradually) working through my own issues. Maybe you can relate: http://rationista.com/vitamin-si/

You are completely in my head.

ye gads I was trying to express that same sentiment just the other day (rather less articulately) on a good day I like my post baby body, I always had a podgy belly now there’s a reason for it, but there are so many weird changes and no amount of pelvic floor exercises will make sneezing feel safe again

HUGS.