I can’t stop laughing. Cats are such assholes. I thought my cat was an asshole for vomiting on my pillow (while I was away) but THIS is just so much worse. I’m so sorry!

Your cat...I can’t even. That’s amazing.

OMIGAWD! I too have a clawfoot (reproduction but still cast iron and porcelain - it was my must have for my bathroom remodel) and I have a Siamese that absolutely must play with the bubbles and one of these days I’m afraid he’s going to fall in and slice open my femoral artery trying to get out.

Oh my god. I’m laughing so hard and I feel so bad about it. That’s disgusting and completely sounds like something my cat would do.

Just this one, I think:

I know, I kinda wanna fix it for him too! But it's good for them to have little puzzles, when they're in captivity, and to have to work a little for their food. Keeps their tiny tiny brains enriched, so they don't get bored and start pining for the fields.

According to the blurb at the beginning he's a Thompson's Ground Squirrel and he'll thank you to remember it.

If by "ugly cousin" you mean "awkwardly adorable cousin who kind of tags along with his cooler, older cousins but can never really keep up," then yes.

BCO is the only thing I look forward to on Mondays .

This is literally the only cogent response to this I've seen. Everything else is either dudes tripping over their own tongues to assert either a) they wouldn't be caught DEAD with a woman like this (because having a partner unwillingly perform services for you - so sexy!) or b) they LOVE LOVE LOVE performing…

Yeah, but a lot of times guys will say they're into eating pussy, then find reasons not to, or to do it really badly and refuse to take direction, then still expect a cookie for their time. I mean, if a woman blowing a guy started biting at him and refused to stop, you wouldn't hear people telling the guy that he…

Some days a distraction is desperately needed.

Mine didn't even glance up. They didn't choose the thug life.

Mine are passed out in a turkey induced coma, this is the only way I can watch cat/cub videos without getting the hairy eyeball.

played it again just now...he came running into the room looking for the squealer, and is now headbutting my laptop. My cat is Mr. Mom. hahahaha

Hang in there!!! *sending good vibes*

Oh my god, this. I was telling my father two weeks ago of how sick I am of a guy I know He keeps calling me "whore" and "slut" semi-jokingly. (I previously had very politely turned down his offer for a date, and clearly he is not handling it gracefully.) I have asked this person to stop, and gone to insane lengths…

My therapist told me that "stop crying" is one of the most cruel and borderline abusive* ways to handle a person who is upset, exactly for that reason. Feelings are always true no matter what and to suppress or interrupt them is very harmful. You can be upset for a stupid reason, but you're still upset and that's just…

Huh. TIL. (And I've even changed a few tires before; never run into that.)

Unless you live in a high crime area where wheels are stolen off of cars a lot just get a replacement set of normal lug nuts. They're pretty cheap, and if you ever get stuck on the side of a highway and have to call someone to repair/replace a blown tire you won't be given a (very valid) reason for another meltdown.