Kinja people sometimes struggle with sarcasm. It can be alarming.

Your sarcasm was incredibly clear; I understood it far before I got to your italicized footnote.

My wife and I have been together for 10 years, married for 4. My wife has a form of muscular dystrophy that, while not preventing us from having sex, reliant on me for essentially everything, from providing food to rolling over at night. She came across the article and was just abhorrent because it hit so close to…

I heart you.

Mmmm casual racism, just like my grandmother used to make!

11/10. Amazing

I had a thing about the Headless Horseman, and thought he might be coming to steal my head, especially when I passed a dark window. So I would also pass dark windows with my head bent way town or my collar pulled right up over my head. And vampires, yes, totally cannot bite through bedsheets.

Abort mission! She knows! Abort mission!

I can relate. I started to convince myself my dad was really a werewolf because I could hear him snoring at night.

My wife and I are pleased as hell that Canada's Supreme Court has recently ruled that doctor assisted suicide is a human right. We both have lost family members and friends to cancers that would be considered torture if it was inflicted on a healthy person. Aging has enough hurdles to jump. Months and months of…

"Basically, it's a whole family of omitted truths and silent disgust. Like any good, middle class Southerners."

Ditto. Atheist in hiding. It sucks. But telling my parents would break their hearts, and I'm not that cruel.

I'm atheist, my wife is agnostic. We got married in her family's Catholic church and all our kids were baptized in one church or another. Did it completely for our parents.

This would be my lie as well. I find it secretly enjoyable that my fundamentalist parents ended up with an atheist, agnostic, and universalist for children. We never talk about it because I'm pretty sure it would crush my mom as she would think we are all going to hell.

I made my husband think our baby was going to be a girl, when I knew I was having a boy.

Excellent point. I actually should have said should.

How sad.

"post-racist hipsters." Pretty much the only demographic I feel totes comfortable generalizing about and talking about like the pieces of shit they are.

#richlivesmatter