What's hilarious is that even if she wants to think of it as "manners," she is being ridiculous by saying that schools DEF SHOULD NOT TEACH THAT ever. Like, other than the ABCs, WTF is kindergarten for if not to get kids used to interacting with other people in a respectful, somewhat socially acceptable way? These…

Who is this Rorschach guy and why does he keep painting pictures of my parents fighting?

Snuggle uuuuuuuppppp.....

Gronk is always available!

While she's counting her money and laughing all the way to the bank.

psssssst! Congratulations. Happy new year!

I moved him last, once all the stuff was already here, so he found the new place with all the smells and stuff he knows. I think that helped!

Dammit, Jezzies. You are my favorite people.

We had a large flock hanging around our house for a while last winter. From a distance, they looked wonderful and interesting. As they stalked into my backyard, they showed their true horribleness. Nasty, nasty grey skull-like heads. I knew they wanted to peck my eyes out. There was also one that hung out in my…

I care, SchemeHatchery.

I hate people like that. I've been a vegetarian for half my life now (wow, that's a thing that's true, jesus I'm old) and I figure that's my "picky." I used it all up in eliminating a whole food group, and if you put anything in front of me that doesn't include meat, I STFU and eat it, because you went to the…

Kraft from the box macaroni and only Heinz ketchup.

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Hands up: who skipped the video and went right to the comments?

I'd even say that most men want to help, but don't know what to look for or do so in an automatic, passive manner so it can be done while operating normally.

I once saw a very drunk, very confused young man trying to stick a beer bottle up his ass whilst crying. I was at a party and went to an upstairs restroom, only to see that monstrosity. When he saw me, he didn't stop, but just stared deeply and sadly into my eyes. I then gently closed the door and left that house…

I was going to say, "Where are the heroes Paris deserves?"

That is Bad Training. Credit cards are not new.

Only a couple times in my life have I asked a woman who was otherwise a stranger for her number. My romantic/sexual encounters have exclusively come through meeting a friend of a friend, and something developing from there.