I want to thank the Jezzies who offered me advice and commiseration earlier this week when I crashed one of the Twitter threads. Sorry I never got around to thanking everyone on that thread but it meant more than you can know to have so much support and understanding. So many of you can read between the lines to the…

I’m late to this party but here goes:

YOU MONSTER.

Jesus.

One thing about the internet that terrifies me is the echo chamber these violent, angry children find here. They all group up and circle jerk about how oppressed they are and about how much others deserve to die until it becomes their entire reality.

Imma blot my pizza till the world explodes. IDGAF.

I used to love my Wellbutrin but pregnancy and breastfeeding ruined that for me, too. It always made me a bit squirrely but now I get full-blown panic attacks when I take it. I know I should go talk to a doctor about something else. Long story short, I need to find a new general practitioner and the theme of my life…

I’ve been home for six months. My job is gone. I don’t know what to do.

I just left my therapist because she was useless, started projecting her own mommy issues on me, and kept canceling/rescheduling/no-showing on me. I’m looking for another :/

I know this isn’t an open thread but Jez is my only anonymous outlet. So... sorry.

I needed this advice about four years ago when my boss decided to give me a massive raise, a shitty review, a lot of positive feedback, a promotion, and fire me all in about four months.

Metalocalypse. It is (was? I don’t have cable so I’m not sure if it’s still running) on Adult Swim. It’s pretty awesome and hilarious. Really bloody, though, so if gorey humor bothers you this isn’t a good show to watch.

There is literally nothing a woman can do and not be judged while pregnant.

Well, since we all know that women are actually just very, very stupid children, we can’t allow them to weigh risks or trust them to moderate their consumption. Best the incubators to get back in ther padded cells and resume their diet of fresh vegetables and workout regimens.

When I got married, the photographer made a point to ask us how we met with the statement of, “I just love to hear how couples met!”