I did. After years of perms (why????) and dye, I decided to just hit reset. It worked really well, actually.

On days that my curls are just stupid, I watch Brave in hopes of shaming them into acting better.

There was an Irish bartender in my (not Irish) hometown who was INFAMOUS for this response. Everyone I knew would gush about this SUPER HOT bartender at BlahBlahWhatever Bar and, without fail, would be so confused on their next visit by the kind of cute guy who had taken his place.

WAT. WAT EVEN.

That’s the conclusion I’ve reached as well. It’s pro wrestling but with a sense of humor and significantly fewer rednecks.

The pro wrestling of basketball but funny. Got it.

I don’t even have an excuse. I’m American and have lived here my whole life. Sports have never been an interest of mine so I missed a lot of apparently basic information.

So, I’m dumb at sports and I’ve always wondered:

OMG. YES.

If you ever want some custmer service/retail stories, I have a few great ones I’d send. Until then I’ll just keep thanking what ever benevolent deity kept me from working in food.

I promise it has to do with advertising somehow. Afterall, we are Facebook’s product, ads are their customers.

This is an excellent photo.

LOL. This is perfect.

Like my mom stories, my dad stories are too specific. I don’t want to doxx myself. But let it be known that my dad is awesome and frustrating and perfect.

LOVE

They might be idjits but at least they aren’t assbutts.

Ah. Why didn’t I think of that? That would be a better solution than asking the Jezzies, huh?This is my second duh comment for today. My brain has taken this weekend off.

Yeah, I saved the PW but it would be nice to be able to sign in on some other computer without having to look it up.

I’m sure this is a dumb question but is there any way to make a burner into a normal account? I’ve been on this one for so long I hate to just drop it but I’m kind of sick of not having a normal password. :/

LOLWUT?