I didn’t throw my bouquet because the only single woman at my tiny wedding was my younger sister and, really, how shitty would that have been?

The thing that Starbucks sells as a normal cappuccino isn’t really a cappuccino, either. It’s one of the many reasons that people who are snarky about what coffee is or isn’t are assholes. Not everyone has exposure to a traditional coffee shop and acting like they are ignorant rubes isn’t the way to encourage people…

It depends on what you define a cappuccino as. If you mean the actual definition and what you get at a coffee shop then no, there’s no such thing as an iced cappuccino. It’s impossible to create cold milk foam. If you mean something flavored kind of like a cappuccino but not made in front of you then yes, there can…

HAHA! MISANDRY STRIKES AGAIN!

It’s a measure of the foam/milk/coffee ratio. A cappuccino is espresso, milk, and stiff foam. It will always* have the same amount of espresso but a “wet” cappuccino has more milk/less foam than standard and a “dry” cappuccino has less (or no) milk/more foam than standard.

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I don’t normally get emotionally involved with celebrities’ lives but I’m legit worried about Jared Padalecki. He’s recently been very open about his struggles with depression and he’s well known to be very pro fan face time. It’s not like him to cancel an appearance. He’s got a lot of fans and it seems like a solid…

I really feel like some of them are willfully ignorant. A large number of my coworkers are *shocked* that I eat carrots raw. Like, they never considered it an option. I had to explain tofu to a few of them. Tofu. It’s not new and it’s not trendy. I buy it at Walmart. I haven’t even tried to explain quinoa (which I…

Ah. Granted.

I know some guys who ran into Ron Jeremy at Disney World. He was apparently super cool but asked them to keep it down as he didn’t really want to make all the parents and kids around uncomfortable.

Hannah Hart did a My Drunk Kitchen with Lance Bass and it is just the cutest thing.

It was probably for the best. No one *really* wants to talk to Andy Dick.

THIS STORY IS NOT OK.

This picture is everything.

Woody Allen: forever that “artsy” guy in your history class who wears a jacket with leather patched elbows (from Goodwill) and insists he’s never even heard of popular music.

It’s impossible for Woody Allen to appear near a pubescent girl and not look like he’s mid-creep.

I hate to tell you this but that dude was gonna jerk off on your roof.

Ok?

Jesus. You’re angry.

As much as I hate the “they’re just jealous” explanation for bullying, when it comes to body acceptance trolling there is definitely a strong whiff of jealousy underlying all that anger and cruelty.