Didn’t know that. That info actually changes the context of that quote then.

Two words on “warming lube”:

I’m an adult. I can’t be fucking talking about raping people and shit.

I grind them up and inject them like any *respectable* person.

I really don’t know who Tom Hardy is (because I am irrelevant and out of touch) but OMG puppies and babies and handsome men. I swoon.

Buying merch for it is still pretty nerdy, though. Tons of people like Lord of the Rings but only hardcore fans bought Evenstar and Anduril replicas. I’d be shocked if she bought up some Avengers memorabilia, too. It just isn’t part of her public image. I mean, it would be kind of surprising to find out that Justin…

Uhhh, no....? Mostly her complete lack of ever showing public interest in anything so nerdy? But sure, make it a race thing if that makes you feel better.

Never would have pegged Bey as a Game of Thrones type.

Thank god someone else felt this way. I wondered for a minute if I was having a stroke.

I live in the South in a mediocre city. Lots of people drive in from relatively far away rural areas to work here so I have lots of coworkers from “the country”. There’s a local coffee shop that I often stop at on the way to work. One of those “country” coworkers picked up my cup and looked at the name on the sleeve…

YESSSSSSS.

That’s great and all but it’s no Deadpool and (the new lady) Thor. I like my Merc paired with a lady who can crush him.

Yep. I know where the Lindenbergh baby is.

I almost posted mine before I read over it and realized all the specifics I had to add to make the punchline funny. Too obvious. Nope.

Ugh, so I typed up an awesome mom story but I’m afraid it would be too easy to identify me from it. Sorry, Jez, I can’t share my mom stories...

Yeah... I was exercising my Southern Baptist roots and just not talking about The Gays outside of the pulpit.

It’s been a while since I went to church but I grew up Southern Baptist and I’m fairly sure that murder is one of those Big Ten sins and divorce is on par with drinking (aka, you probably shouldn’t but just don’t talk about it if you do).

You know, the weird thing is I don’t judge other women for having mombod. I don’t think they are lazy or flabby or ugly. It’s just my body that I hate. I think that’s where you run into trouble with expressing this feeling - other women feel judged when a woman is frank about how she feels about having a completely…

I feel like razors are the lazy way to add volume. All razor cuts do to my hair is fuck it up.