I can't help but feel that celebrities posting their "post-baby bodies" just sets up yet another impossible ideal for women. I can't find anyone who will acknowledge that my body is actively being damaged by pregnancy (oh no! Female bodies are *made* for pregnancy! Fuck you, it's still harmful even if I will…

Maybe if I had been cool and sharp about it instead of a sobbing, snotty, angry mess. In the event that my life is made into a movie, I'll have that scene rewritten to be full of brutally scathing witticisms rather than unintelligible crying.

You didn't mention not noticing the disclaimer until after I said that. If you had read it and failed to realize it was sarcasm then yes, it would be a matter of reading comprehension. What exactly to you disagree with there? Assuming you read the italicized part, I would just be "telling it like it is" which is…

It wasn't an insult.If it ruffled your feathers to have the full text of the post pointed out to you then that's on you. You'll also notice that another poster commented on how unnecessary the disclaimer was an hour after I originally posted and several hours (days?) before you did so no need to insinuate that I added…

There is an italicized disclaimer on the post. There's nothing for you to detect even if you don't understand the joke. It's basic reading comprehension.

;)

Some cars have one lug nut on each tire that is different and will only come off with a key attachment that comes with the care and is usually kept in the glove box. It is a security measure to keep the tires from being (easily) stolen.

I was working two jobs at this time. One was a small business that I owned that was majorly struggling and slowly driving me to bankruptcy. The other was at a home improvement store where I was constantly picking up nails in my tires. I was patching them, replacing them with retreads in singles rather than sets, and…

Yep, I'm bi. "Gays" is exclusionary even if it is in common use.

Yes, I know the term. "Minorities" was a deliberate choice for my OP. See, it's a joke wherein I pretend to be a conservative asshole. You'll also notice I used the term "gays" rather than a more inclusive, appropriate word.

But seriously fuck Dan Savage and his bi erasure, GGG bullshit.

Look. It's everyone's fault but those poor, misguided boys. They are good, white boys that had bright futures before the liberal political correctness machine mercilessly ruined their lives. They simply can't be blamed for being racist fuckwads. Only minorities, women, and gays can be blamed for their own actions (or…

News items like this have finally broken my sick love of McD's fries.

I mean, given the choice of all members of the Marvel Cinematic Universe, I'll take a threesome with Cap and the Winter Soldier.

... yum...?

Biggest Thor beats all baby Thors in all things.

OH SHIT A JOKE ON A GOSSIP BLOG. BETTER TAKE IT SERIOUSLY.

Yessssss.

Patient dog is patient.

Yes. Yes to all raisin loaf. Toast it with a bit of butter? I'm all for this beauty treatment.