ScaryMerry
ScaryMerry
ScaryMerry

Yes. This. Exactly.

My mom gets all squeamish when I call genitals by their actual names- as in penis and vagina/vulva (depending what lady part issue I'm discussing). Of course this leads me to say them more. My sister and I delight in discussing nipples in public because as we remind my mother when she complains about this practice,

The eternal question- is Cillian Murphy disturbingly hot or hotly disturbing?

I kind of hated the book, though, so I liked their version better.

This makes me glad that I have a Kindle. I'll read whatever the fuck I want without strangers' judgement and/or conjectures, thank you very much. The only thing that you'll get from the outside of my reading material is that I have awesome taste in Kindle covers.

Since no one else seems to be saying it, I find this disturbing because they looked like they walked out of a brony's furry porn. Seriously, check the mlp tag on tumblr. It's disturbing.

I'm concerned because they look they walked out of some brony's furry porn.

Unhappiness is something you feel. Depression is a state not being able to feel anything. In fact, there are months of my life that I don't remember because I was so depressed throughout them. I was so full of nothing that I can't really recall what went on during those time periods, other than laying on my bed and

No fucking kidding. There's a reason that teachers (traditionally women) are criminally underpaid. Fucking sexism. And yes, as a seamstress, I sometimes feel underpaid, but I do what I can. But fortunately, my skill level and clientele is at the point where I can pick and choose the commissions I accept and I can

Last year, I couldn't find a job, so I opened an etsy shop selling my handmade jewelry and was able to make some money that way. I then learned to sew and now, not even a year later, my skills are at the point where I make almost everything that I wear and I make commissioned dresses and costumes that I'm able to sell

As most retail strapless dresses are shitty and lack the inner structure required to stay up properly, I am ok with this. Perhaps it will save some hapless girl from a wardrobe malfunction.

Because kids who are tormented for being a "slut" in middle school always are in the wrong and totally did something to warrant it. /sarcasm

Black people don't age. Wayne Brady, Iman, Will Smith, and Vivica A. Fox have convinced me of this.

Oh yes, Raja makes my loins go *UNF*.

Excuse me. Instead I'll say the less concise, "one of those rare people who look good when dressed as a boy or dressed as a girl". And he definitely falls into the "female illusionist" camp of drag, so I can bring the presented gender into it.

Ah, one of the magical queens that is pretty both as a boy and a girl. *not fair*

Not many people sew nowadays because they can buy cheap clothes in stores. Just using that as a comparable example as not everyone can paint very well. Good grief. If you do have any sort of special talent that can be used to benefit any of your future children (heaven forbid, given that you seem to be the person that

They probably have an orange tabby cat instead.

I sew. I love sewing. I'm quite good at it and intend to make enviable clothes for my future children. Does that mean they're going to be entitled little brats? I should hope not. Chances are this dad is an artist of some kind and picked C&H as a badass nursery theme. I have a friend who also painted a beautiful

Or you could say "for the average human woman" instead of "real women". That way the point of the article would get across without putting down smaller women. Real women are all sizes. Yes, the average woman not the size of most mannequins. Yes, size 12+ women need to be more visible in the fashion industry. But