Don't feel shallow. If I'm not physically attracted to the person, it doesn't matter how interesting or cool they sound in the profile. I know myself and if I'm not attracted to the guy, nothing's going to happen.

Tacky perhaps (at least judging on the article picture), but not fat. I do, however, feel like an elephant when I wear heavy shoes (and platforms do tend to be heavy) because of the consequential clomping.

I feel like I relate to her a lot. We both are southern liberal girls with conservative assholes for fathers. Also, Dolly Parton's her godmother, which is badass.

That's the nice thing about online dating, I think. I can usually determine if the guy violates my dealbreakers or not on his profile, which could be a much iffier affair in real life, plus it lets me evaluate the guys pros and cons more easily. For instance, it doesn't matter how hot a guy is to me- if he's…

I requested fabric for Christmas, but I've requested specific amounts of specific kinds. Amazon's universal wishlist feature is nice because you can identify everything you want in the right quantities, sort the list my priority and price, and send it to people in a handy-dandy link.

Gift card for a good fabric store, like gorgeousfabrics.com, and/or gift card for craftsy.com (an awesome online craft class website) are at the top of my list.

I hate wearing pants. I rarely do. It's mostly skirts and dresses for me with leggings or tights underneath during winter. Granted, I don't wear leggings in place of pants, so...

Sometimes my hometown does me proud.

...yes, please.

I laid back and thought of England all right when I studied abroad in London. British guys are HOT.

That wouldn't really be an issue. It's like the difference between someone who's obsessed with a tv show vs. someone who actually works for a tv show.

I've always called Florida "America's penis" (not in an insulting way, but as an observation of its shape and location). I guess it's having erectile disfunction?

Like what Artic16 said- you don't define yourself by your hobby. As a girl on OKC, a guy mentioning that he's a gamer in his profile isn't a turn off. It's a turn off when the rest of his profile makes it apparent that gaming is his entire life. I'm a huge nerd myself and I'm somewhat obsessed with comic books and I…

As a girl on OKC, a guy mentioning that he's a gamer in his profile doesn't turn me off. Being a gamer is just a piece in a puzzle of things that would make me make that negative association you're talking about.

Seriously. First person shooters annoy me and bore me. RPGs, though, suck me into a time warp where it feels like minutes have passed but I've actually been playing for like half the day. Dangerous things, RPGs are. Dangerous to productivity.

My solution: mention that I'm a "casual gamer". The games I like that I list are enough to pique the interest of guys who game but aren't obsessed, but it seems like as soon as they see "casual", the hardcore gamer guys run away. That works out fine for me, because like you said, the hardcore guys are just too…

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That's what my head tells me I should do, but my vagina says otherwise.

Ugh. People.

FUCK YES