ScaryMerry
ScaryMerry
ScaryMerry

What a douchecanoe.

This looks fucking awesome. I really hope the art is like that in the main picture for this article, because that's exactly how I want to see my heroines drawn. *happy feminist is happy*

Which makes this study or whatever it is seem a little silly to me. I'd be more interested in looking at a study that examines the most popular lipstick colors purchased.

The name has nothing to do with my lipstick purchases. I have a specific shade of red that I like and I get it regardless of what it's called.

Aw, congrats to them! I like Miley and Liam's a catch. They can raise some more little liberal country babies- there needs to be more of us out there (and is why I feel a certain kinship to Miss Miley). ^_^

Hmm, then I should taste delicious when I'm going through my fruit diet phases. When they're in season, I usually end up replacing one or two meals each day with pomegranates. Those things are fucking tasty.

Of course pineapple. One of the few fruits that I can't stand.

...that sounds like a fantastic idea.

So Sayuri's back in business. Get it, girl.

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I fucking love them. And in other news, this other video of theirs describes my life right now. The first verse is an uncannily accurate description of me.

Thank you so much for that! Given that I now know when my next date is with this guy, I have things to try... :D

There are annoying popups here and there, but I've never had a problem. Then again, I use a Mac so I don't know how a PC would fare.

I need blow-job tips. Jezebel, supply me, por favor.

Oh, trust me- he's definitely straight. I don't think a gay man would request a titty fuck (lol, tmi).

I just had a hilarious thought regarding my personal life triggered by seeing this post on tumblr. The other day I made a blog post about how I had a date with a "unicorn" (because he’s a straight guy that both enjoys and performs in musical theatre). Well I happened to (finally, thank God) lose my virginity on that

Yeah, that's why I haven't updated mine yet. I don't have internet on my phone (it's old and sad, but all I can afford atm), so it's my back up and only connection to the outside world when I'm stuck at my grandpa's or great-grandma's houses, which is like time-travelling back to the 80s. Also, it's pretty nifty for

Poms are hardly a wonder cure-all fruit, but they are beneficial for certain things. ^_^

A light-up Kindle may be just the thing to sway me from my Kindle 3 (I don't like Nooks because of the side-loaded content limits). I could probably convince the 'rents to get me one and pass my K3 on to my mom or sister.

I can't really do spicy, but there's no such thing as too sour for me. There's this awesome slushy place near my school that sells sour apple slushies and when I first started going there, they were skeptical over just how much of the sour-making stuff that I wanted in mine.