Well, at least in my case, he does have a bit of a point. Keeping neat down there is too bigass a hassle for me to bother with unless I'm sleeping with someone. On the other end of the spectrum, he's full of shit, since how "maintained" a woman's nether regions is not indicative of how promiscuous she is.

I have the same problem. I can't wax because I can't afford it, and shaving with a razor is painful and itchy. Last year I got a electric bikini trimmer/shaver (this one, to be specific: [www.drugstore.com]) and it's the best thing ever. No pain and/or itch. I haven't mastered the "various lengths" trimmer attachment,…

"I want to have sex with men who are clean. Their teeth and their hair and their genitals should be clean. And I think they have a right to expect the same of me. Beyond that? Fuck off."

...I like you. *hearted*

It makes periods sound as badass as they actually are. Seriously, I'm bleeding for a week every month and not dying- "Aunt Flo" does not visit me. I have a motherfucking shark week. Blood in the water, bitches.

...I thought Sainsbury's was a grocery store. The ones that I went to while I lived in London were, anyway.

I put lots of salt on everything, but I don't care much for bread and I very rarely eat red meat, so with my family's low blood pressure I think it all evens out. I'll have to throw this article at the next person to make fun of me for my distaste for bread.

Agreed. Animal captivity can't be judged in a blanket statement. It's really a case-by-case sort of thing based on each animal's needs. Domesticated cats and dogs are going to fare far better in captivity. Certain endangered species (like pandas) almost have to live in captivity right now to preserve their species.…

Pssh, my family feeds, grooms, and provides shelter and medical care to my cat with no compensation other than occasional cuddles and her puking on the carpet only on accident. If anything, we're her slaves.

Kenya was the best thing ever in the ring. She was like a little Puerto Rican wildcat.

NPH and Elmo approve.

According to youtube, she bought the slippers at the zoo because her shoes were hurting her feet.

But those places rarely deliver. It's a sacrifice of convenience over quality.

I think they're cool. I like the idea of wearing something like that as necklace or bracelet or something, so if by some chance I'm kidnapped I could somehow use it to escape or whatever. There's a more fully-formed adventure fantasy in my head that I'm too tired to fully verbalize.

I thought beauty pageants were just showcases for female drag queens. XD

Well the pubic hair actually came up in conversation about a movie he's working on now in which he plays a Jew in 1940s New York, and he was being asked about his nude scenes in it. He mentioned that the director told him to stop any maintenance he was doing down there and he was all, "I'm pretty much already there."…