Seriously, I fucking love her. My stupid dad calls her a slut and says that she's on the same route as Lindsey Lohan, and I tell him to shut up because she's just acting like a normal 19 year old with a silly, dirty sense of humor. And her bit on SNL was fucking hilarious.

I unashamedly love Miley. She seems like a normal 19-year-old and has the kind of dirty, silly sense of humor that comes with that. Also, from the stuff I've seen her post of her Twitter, calling out corporations and defending gay rights, and how ashamed of her I've heard her dad is now or whatever, she and I probably…

Hilariously, the "Sorority Slut" one is entirely accurate. Though I disagree with the implied slut-shaming in the name, the description described perfectly the sorority girls at my school. Generally the most obnoxious of sorority girls fit that description (which at my school, most of them are obnoxious), because the…

I'm fairly good at identifying bisexual women (bi men are an entirely different beast), but that's because some of my best friends are bi. Interestingly enough, I feel like I get along better with bi girls that I do with other straight girls (I'm a straight girl myself), which kind of freaks my mom out because she's…

Well I need at least two straps and three hooks, but I get your gist. XD

That sounds awful. So very, very awful. D:

That underwear is stupid. I think lingerie by definition should be easy to take off, especially since most guys seem to be horrible at following instruction manuals.

Was that a White Collar reference? Ugh, I have such a ladyboner for Matt Bomer, but I hear he's gay in real life. Not that I'd have a chance of getting with him if he was straight, but a girl can dream. Hilariously, I feel like his character on that show is kind of like a straight, less promiscuous Brian Kinney, who…

Yes. You've just named the things I want in a guy, that most of the guys I know are anything but. Intelligent, well spoken, interests beyond the things that I hate (I really don't like sports), and a reasonably good dresser. Unfortunately most of the guys I know that meet those qualifications are either gay, taken,…

Bullshit. I have great gaydar and it comes from talking to people and taking in other factors, like their attitude, how they dress, and personal grooming. Even musculature is telling, given that if a guy obviously works out but doesn't have much of a butt, he's probably straight, but muscled guys with great booties…

Ooh, I played that game a lot while I was in London. I never fully realized the truth in it until I was actually around European men.

Well it is (was) better than most Hollywood couples. (And I was being melodramatic.)

NoooooooOOOOOOOoooooOOOOOOOooo...!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Say it ain't so! If Heidi and Seal couldn't make it, who can?

One of my friends has a hot OBGYN. She was like, "How awkward is it to try and make a move on a guy that you've already gotten to third base with?" XD

Oh honey, I know the feeling. It's even worse when they're sober. *internet hug*

Oh God, the sound I just made. Any pictures?

Definitely will when she wakes back up.

My poor pathetic puppy. She got spayed and has been coned until her stitches get taken out.

I guess I've always been the kind of girl that likes girly things like make-up and clothes, but also likes violent things and really nerdy stuff like Star Wars and superhero comics. As a kid I loved Barbies because I really like clothes and dress up and playing pretend (my Barbies had whole soap operas in my head),…

Ooh, I hope none of the ballrooms I'm involved with host this sort of shit. I'm pretty sure the ballroom dancing that normally goes on in there is totally contrary to "purity".