Ooh, what an interesting turn of events- it will be a stuffed tiger (Hobbes) vs. a real tiger.

She's still better than much of the auto-tuned, Disney-esque pop princesses out there. I'll take her over Taylor Swift any day.

Oh, and Morningwood. I forgot Morningwood. Make that four modern rocker chicks.

Keyword "modern" rock. I feel like most of the women on that list are from an older generation and I'm not particularly fond of their music. There are older (to me) groups that I like, such as Garbage and the Donnas, but the three I listed are the only ones in rock in the past five years that have really spoken to me.

I just don't hear enough women in modern rock nowadays, I guess. There's Haley Williams and Grace Potter, but not a lot else.

Haha, young- 20.

I like their voices (love them, actually), but I feel like I've heard their voices before. I haven't heard a voice like Taylor's before, though.

Taylor kind of has a niche market, whereas Miley's a Disney star. Therein lies the difference.

You should hear some of her music. it's really good, mind you, but the lyrics definitely fall into the over-sexualized teen category. Seriously, she's like the anti-Taylor Swift.

I hope she gets her shit together, because you know what? Her music is actually really, really good. I listened to one of her songs and was fully prepared to hate it, but she totally shocked me. She has by far the best female voice I've heard in years and I bought her band's album right away (and it's pretty fucking…

Snoopy can't even talk. No.

Ah, Germany is also D-cup land. That would explain where my big ol' boobies come from- thanks(?) German ancestors of mine.

Pssh. Dogs are so needy and eager to please. Cats can take care of themselves and don't give a shit about what others think about them. Pure awesomeness. And Charlie Brown is a chronically-depressed loser, and like a dog, is always concerned about what others think about him. Calvin, like an awesome cat, doesn't care…

Ah, I must have missed that bit. Indeed, problematic. They should just tell her, thanks, but no thanks, and get an egg donor and surrogate.

Snoopy may be awesome too, but even he fails to contend with Hobbes because:

Hobbes should win this whole fucking thing. There's not a single creature on either list that comes anywhere close to the awesomeness of Hobbes.

I mention in a separate post that there are egg donors as well as sperm donors. If they get an egg donor, pair it with the son's sperm, and have a surrogate mother carry the baby which the grandparents raise once the child's born, there shouldn't be a problem.

Well we shouldn't forget that there are egg donors as well as sperm donors. If they get an egg donor, pair it with the son's sperm, and have a surrogate mother carry the baby which the grandparents raise once the child's born, I see no problem with this.

Sometimes I love my state. ^_^

OMG it's gonna be a Digestives groomscake! BAHAHA.