I don't remember a specific moment of, "Oh, what are these things?", but I went from being totally flat at the beginning of the 7th grade (age 12) to a B-cup by the end of the 8th grade (age 13). I had a C-cup by the end of the 9th grade and a hefty pair of DDs by the 12th grade. Now, as a 20-year-old junior in…

"The Great Wall of Vulva" doesn't exactly have the super fun play on words.

This concerns me.

I also did well on the Roaring 20's one. These are fun!

I was the picture of politeness as both a man and a woman. Yay for being a history major? This is actually pretty cool. I might use it when I become a teacher.

At last, I can finally live out my Sith Lord fantasy! Die, Skywalker, die!

What 13 year old hangs out with people who can drive? Who lets their 13 year old drive? Irresponsible parenting, I say.

I kind of hate Justin Bieber. I work part-time at a movie theater and it was bad enough when his fucking movie premiered (we were besieged by screaming preteen girls), but his fucking song order seems designed to piss me off. The last damn song is that shitty herpes of the mind "Baby, Baby" song- it gets stuck in your…

I think the horrible font selection in the video was almost more horrifying than the music itself.

Don't even joke like that. At least Ke$ha's songs are fun.

That... that wasn't serious, right? It was like an auto-tune post-modern pop parody, right? This girl doesn't think she's actually good, right? RIGHT?!

*raise hand*

I am 20 and a virgin, but know that I am fuckable and have no sexual hang-ups (that I know of). My problem is that I have not felt attracted to the guys that offer to sleep with me or the situation did not allow for safe sex. The guys I am attracted to are either gay, taken, too far away, or clueless (and I'm not very…

I think you and I are the same person but a year apart (I'm 20).

My problem is that I can't find a guy that I find fuckable and who returns the sentiment. Too many douches have definitely expressed to me that I am not unfuckable.

As a twenty-year-old virgin, I feel compelled to weigh-in. So why have I not been laid? Well there are a number of reasons. In no particular order:

@GirlAnachronism: Also, whenever a major disaster occurs, sketchy charities always pop up. Personally, I'd rather donate through Gaga, who's proven herself to be a reliable donor (she did this with t-shirts for the Haiti disaster as well). Gaga and the Red Cross are my charities of choice, I guess.

@Rare Affinity: Sorry, I've just heard this way too often to the point that I now turn into a bitch in reaction. I just hate it when people question the charitable intent of people who haven't done anything to warrant it other than be famous. There are other celebrities who definitely deserve that treatment (like…

She did the same thing with Haiti- she sold t-shirts that 100% of the profit went to relief. And key word- PROFIT, as in after production costs, shipping, etc. have been taken out. That's life. And I think it's pretty bitchy to criticize someone for doing something that has in the past proven to be profitable for…

Also, you can donate by texting REDCROSS to 90999.