I wish I had crotchsnaps for the leotards I had to wear for colorguard back in high school. Those things were bitches when you had to go to the bathroom.

Actually I have a couple of skirts that a body suit would be great to wear under. It would at least replace the shirts that I normally wear tucked into the skirts and consequently bunch up awkwardly underneath.

"I don't even know how to write!"

You should watch part two- she talks about Seinfeld, writing, and Twiiter. XD

It's ok- she'd be kicked off by the time they ran out.

Bah. Next thing you know people will be allowed to have sex with ducks. It's an abomination.

That gif just made my head explode. I freaking <3 Darren Criss so hard, and his support of gay rights makes me <3 him ever harder. Straight, male allies are HOT.

@Slikiez: I think he's wearing lipstick.

Oh please let Kathy reference Rick Santorum and make some anal sex jokes. The show takes place in Ohio- it would be criminal if she didn't, given her role.

Don't let that fool you- he's a hard core Republican and everything that comes with. XD

@Sweet Panda Love: It's the Bad Idea Bears!

@Ishtar_in_CapeTown: Bahaha- my dad loved that cartoon as a kid, so when he finally got his own cat (my dad would love to be a crazy cat man if mom would let him), he named it George. I think it's hilarious that as a teenager, he desperately wanted a cat that hug and squeeze and name George. Incidentally, My sister…

"Twitter" would have been prettier.

Policy-wise, I'm not a huge fan, but as a person, Mr. Obama seems to be pretty awesome. I give him a C+ as a President, but an A+ as a father.

@Sabriel: No worries, I hear ya. I personally have an $18 sleeve and a $20 messenger bag. Much more cost-effective.

I've given up on finding a laptop-specific bag that I actually like. They all look like laptop bags! The last thing I want to do when walking around the city is to broadcast that there's a laptop in my bag. So instead I got a nice sleeve (with neoprene AND memory foam!) and a cute messenger bag from Target. I hope to…

I did get some legit warm-fuzzies watching that. People can bitch about Gaga all they want, but if she gives a generation of girls growing up some self-confidence, then it's all worth it. I certainly could have used this when I was 13.

Haha, I played Doris when I was in high school theatre. I love that I can say that I was a high school hooker without any shame. XD

Interestingly enough, last week I was called a cunt, dyke, whore, and fat by a couple of 16-year-old boys (who could only see a head-only pic of me on facebook) for disagreeing about the quality of a movie. Oh, yes, teenage boys are such sensible, intelligent creatures.

But a book is more than just the physical form. Not all books are stories. Is an album not an album if it is digital, rather than a tangible disc? An ebook is still a book. It's not a physical book, but it's no less real.