Mandatory? Guess I'm due for a flogging...

Holy shit, that dude wins everything. I would love a fancy Pinterest wedding, but there's no way in hell I have the patience to plan one. I'm going to go start an account and leave the info in conspicuous places for my bf to find...

You win. AND you got to be the bigger person. Bravo.

Fuck you for covering this asshole, Jezebel. Fuck you so much.

I need the world's largest DEAL WITH IT gif, stat.

This is such tired, pseudo-scientific crap. Please do some research. Human evolution isn't that simple.

Eh. A stylist who will make her stylish and attractive by someone else's definition? I hate to defend Miley, but I think the fact that every time she changes her appearance, people freak out under the guise of "it's just weird and ugly, not judging" proves that people care waaaay too much about how she presents…

I was about to just write "CONTEXT, MOTHERFUCKER," but you explained it so much better!

I bet Gold Boxers Mom is proud :)

I don't see anyone suggesting that we just "wait and see" if she gets better. You just expected people to bust out the torches and pitchforks on this woman based on a vague news report, and instead people had empathy for her and started bringing up legitimate social and psychological factors that may have contributed…

Gee, what a convincing argument.

Are you responding "yes" to my questions?

Yeah, I agree. The privilege aspect was so glaring, I think I started to assume that everyone would see it and take it with a grain of salt. But you're right, there is something disingenuous about implying that they're just Better Than Other Kids. They could have done a better job of explaining why these kids are…

I just enjoyed seeing kids with lots of time and resources putting them to good use. I don't mind seeing that rewarded, as opposed to Toddlers & Tiaras or... pretty much any reality show where kids are rewarded for a) being alive and cute b) having rich or famous parents.

RKSO—- haaaaahahaha

JAAACK! He was so fucking adorable in his little old man shirts.

I agree with you, but I'm not sure there's an alternative. Yes, these kids are obviously at an advantage, but kids with involved parents, wealth, and resources are always at an advantage. Should they have disqualified anyone who seemed too good? Or not allowed the kids to use the skills they acquired at home, because…

Correct. It is the dance of my people.

Except, with or without the commentary, my hyperbole is what's actually happening... So there's that. And objectifying women shouldn't be a gateway to "adulthood". That's just silly. Also, really not the point- the coach has no business making it the official party location. It was and is a shitty decision he had no…

And the only way to avoid "babying" them is taking them to Hooters? What?
There are lots of other sports bars. If it's all about the wings and TVs, the coach wouldn't be sticking to his guns like this and excluding the kids whose parents won't let them go in the process. What kind of message does that send? "Your…