It would be easier to terraform the moon than mars if we ever get around to planting a long-term colony on one of those places. 

Favorite thing this episode: Deke’s hickey from last week staying.

You’re forgetting about his previously unmentioned twin brother who shows up to avenge Grigori. 

If the lady gets cast as the title stage presence of ‘A Tree Grows in Brooklyn’ I’m not gonna bark about it.

Have we found, at last, the missing Atari prize, The Sword of Ultimate Sorcery? 

“Did he misspeak, or does he just not know that? Please place your bets.”

Could you give some sources for your next-to-last paragraph, please?

As usual, this was all Jon Snow’s fault. He couldn’t find it in himself to actually love Dany back the way she wanted and in that moment, when she failed to make even one westerosi love her, king’s landing was toast.

Sorry I missed this but I’ll put my high school breakfast out here for the masochists: Mountain Dew and Rice Crispies. One can, one bowl. Suggested post-breakfast snack? Two cherry rolaids.

You can’t get a ticket for an expired inspection sticker these days without an army of police units responding. We may have gone a *wee* bit overboard on the need for policing to this level.

Question--Did Alys Karstark die?  First a reminder who she is--the less interesting Lyanna Mormont who got to be leader of the Karstarks when Jon let the last Umbers and Karstarks live.  We see Alys looking scared and marching with some of her soldiers into the Godswood at the start of the fight.  Then we never see…

It’s a relevant bit of trivia that the first Baratheon, Orys Baratheon was a bastard who got Storm’s End and the Storm King’s realm because he was buddy-buddy with Aegon the Conqueror. Because of that I think Gendry will survive and inherit the Baratheon lands and titles. —Summed up from the ‘history’ books that…

I’m guessing the Washington Post article failed to inform the antivaxxholes that the first group that resorts to comparisons with the Nazis and Hitler loses the argument. 

You’re missing a key part of Trump’s support of a “Jexodus.” There is a significant number of white evangelicals who are heavily pro-Israel because Jesus can’t come back until all the Jews are back in Israel.

I’m inclined to blast it as pure and utter nonsense.

How bad is it when the better alternative is raising her in Ukraine, a country currently a third occupied by Russia and kinda still at war?

Am I the only one confused that a “shania twain and john travolata dirt track racing movie” is NOT a remake of Kenny Rogers’ “Six Pack”? 

Maybe this sucks so bad because it sounds like the people making a living, including those getting a salary direct from Blizzard were not a part of the conversation. Can’t help but think there may have been alternatives to shuttering the league like that, and dumping, “you’re all unemployed, thanks, peace out” on…

The timing of this injury means it couldn’t have been Kirk Cousins-playing-like-Kirk-Cousins related stroke from tonight’s Seahawks/Vikings game... UNLESS Deadspin has a portal to the future.

It felt like the original title of the show was “This is a bad idea, Barry Allen” only to realize “The Flash” is shorter and doesn’t give away the plot to most episodes.