317 feet is longer than 302 feet. So isn’t this home run actually the shortest home run since some time before that 2015 homer by Caleb Joseph?

Given that this story involves both a current Lion and some loser named Harrington, I think we have Detroit’s “Why Your Team Sucks” entry wrapped up early.

Also, hard to imagine a 25 year old professional athlete might dedicate himself to the weight room to be a better professional athlete. But let’s go ahead and assume he’s a cheater...

It’s clear that we can’t rule out alcohol as the contributing factor in NFL players going broke and having bouts of forgetfulness. Score one for the Ginger Hammer.

I’m sorry what? Is there literally a single shred of evidence that Beltre ever doped?

They went to Hyde and now he’s seeking damages.

“Distance” is a newfangled statistic?

Unless Harrington claims he doesn’t owe anything, it’s a small claims case. It could end up on Judge Judy.

To be fair, at the end of the evening, both linemen were blitzed.

Also, nightclubs charge an obscene markup on bottles to monetize their banquette “bottle service” seating. You spring for a bottle to reserve seats behind a velvet rope for your group.

people trying to impress those around them.

I’ve looked at Ford Focuses and got treated better. He got a feeling of bad customer service from people that work in an industry that solely exists to serve customers.

That’s not how “since” comparisons are used, though. If it’s the shortest ever you’d just say ever, or since 1880 or whatever later year they started measuring dongs. Saying “shortest since 2015" implies 2015 had a shorter one.

Because that’s not what the article says? You fuck.

I always find it funny when dealership employees or any employee for that matter make fun of people who can’t afford a $200k car or other pricy stuff. Dude, you are a sales employee. You can’t afford that shit either, so don’t act all mighty.

You say that as if he isn’t the greatest MMA fighter of all-time already. Personally prefer GSP and Anderson so I used to always argue them over Jones but hard to deny Jon’s track record at this point.

Hookers and blow!

The vig is in the -600. McGregor is probably in the +550 range (that difference is the sportsbook’s vig). If you put down $6,000 the winning ticket would be worth $7,000.

To boost sales, promoters say that, immediately following the fight, Mayweather will face McGregor in a spelling bee.