That wasn’t hip at all, he looked like a total dweeb on that steal.

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, Steve, but... this is the Coliseum.

Was about to say the same thing. There are multiple ways to go about getting an unwanted vehicle out of your driveway. Shooting it full of holes wouldn’t have been my first choice, personally

Interesting response.

but where’s all the coke?

Depends on your job. The people I am referring to are non-attorneys in my office. Obviously, if an attorney is arrested for anything, even minor, Office of Disciplinary Counsel gets involved. Rightfully so. But, football players don’t illicit the trust of others. They play a sport. They entertain.

Who doesn’t deserve a five-figure payday after getting knocked out by a drunk athlete?

Give it time...as long as our star receiver tries to murder one of our backup guards that will be the final piece to a new dynasty!

I remember when this kid was hot shit with the teenage set.

Only in America?

Those people aren’t all the same people. Oh, and this shit happens everywhere. Big Brother started in the UK.

Just like Trump is the embodiment of all Baby Boomers, right?

Seriously I’m a “Millennial” and I feel so old and detached from the world knowing this guy is somehow famous for being a complete asshat.

Should also include, obvious Jackass ripoff artist as well.

Let’s cut the guy some slack. You too would lose your mind if you looked like a Zack Powers-Dawson Leery frankenstein monster, had millions of dollars, and only attracted fourteen year-old girls.

No, Dane Cook is just un-funny. This douchecanoe is a menace.

Brought to you by Carls Jr....

Not. Even. Close. Dane Cook is just a bad comedian.

How many royalties does he pay to the Jackass crew?

Jake Paul, a former Vine star who parlayed that into a Disney Channel gig