It’s weird to think about what exactly Lebron wants here. I get that he wants his team to be more competitive with Golden State after getting their butts kicked but he has to see the simple reality that the team doesn’t have much in the way of assets to make that happen.

I’m an idiot and cannot figure how to post a video.

“Try punching a man for a change, they said. Don’t get into trouble after 1 a.m., they said.”

If you don’t give a crap, why does it seem to bother you so much that friends and family want to celebrate an upcoming child / granchild / etc.? Let them enjoy their thing, and you can do your thing. (You ask who cares: in my experience, grandparents and other close family very much do.)

Well fuckin said. Extremists on both sides are terrible for this country.

Ma’am, take a breath and realize it isn’t your life so it shouldn’t bother you this much.

This is an excellent suggestion. Also made me think of an Alien-themed one where a pink or blue alien bursts out of your stomach, which also symbolizes to what your children will do to you.

Yeah, I mean, I think they’re dumb, but lots of things are dumb. Birthday parties are kinda dumb. Whatever. Inviting close friends and family over to eat and drink and watch you screw up some cutesy shit you saw on Pinterest isn’t worth all this pearl-clutching.

Bad take. Not enough judgment or cynicism.

Because of the website you’re on. Anywhere else gender reveal is just fine.

I’d be tempted to do one of these videos but make the color green and end the video by turning to the camera and saying, “We’re having a Velociraptor. We spared no expense.”

And then the screen goes black with a loud raptor scream from Jurassic Park.

Fair enough. High salary athletes should just know better at this point. There’s an invisible dollar sign floating above your head and any people will take advantage of that all the time.

I’ve always found something incredibly strange about these gimmicks. We have a family friend who did this via popping a balloon, and all I could think was “the only two people on the planet who know this extremely intimate and private piece of information are the OBGYN and some 17-year old at Party City.”

I went to a sex reveal party this weekend, that’s a totally different thing.

Why “should” it be a sex reveal party instead?

Is “Assault Fall Guy” above or below “Weed Carrier” in the Entourage Hierarchy?

I thought the gender reveal party didn’t happen until at least second base, maybe even third.

Fall guys assemble!

The author is extrapolating from the Elliott case that blackmailing athletes could become a real problem, not that it currently is. Why? Because the NFL is reportedly preparing to suspend Elliott despite the fact that the circumstances surrounding this alleged DV incident are dubious, at best.

Anyone know how much Penn State is cooperating with this? Because clearly, less cooperation = more truthful telling, and vice-versa.