I like where your head is at.

If nobody does then you’re not being mean. If somebody does then they deserve to get called out for poor editing.

What about Dying Fetus? I hear all the cool kids are into them.

I don’t have anything published but everyone I knew in college gave me their papers to edit. I made a good bit of beer money for it too. Does that make me qualified in any way? Probably not so I’ll just go back to my actuarial tables now.

I have a coworker that has repeatedly tried to undermine me. He/she works in another city entirely and is mostly irrelevant at this point to our day to day operations. My boss doesn’t seem to care what he/she thinks but it bothers me when I see an email with my supervisor and his/her colleagues pointing out something…

It appears that they do and it almost certainly is why they’re pissy. That plus them buying the lot from him effectively funded his garage upgrade which it sounds like has facilitated the increase in traffic from his gearhead buddies. Since he apparently is within the law in everything that he’s done they have nobody…

It’s obvious why these folks are so mad at him. They bought a lot from him and build a home. He reserved an easement for that driveway which goes right by their house all the way back to his. Now that he used the money they paid him on upgrading his garage he has a lot more people using his facilities and all of that…

Hey now, pump the brakes there buddy. Mullets are excellent. Let’s just calm down for a minute before one of us says something we’ll all regret.

They’re born with a sense of entitlement I think. They want to build their big ass house but god damn it if you build that garage that moves those cars they complained about off of your front lawn and it’s not on THEIR TERMS, they won’t stand for it. The whole point of moving out to the boonies (at least in Texas…

Good idea.

Here is why they are mad: they bought land from this guy so that they could have a nice country home. When they bought the land he had a big barn/shed but it wasn’t a full time auto repair facility. It was likely storage and a place for him to wrench on his cars at his leisure. As he stated he spent about $65k of the…

All of the above! Why limit yourself?

And a race track. There would have to be a race track. This is a fantastic idea. I’d very much like to make this happen.

The worst managerial move of the night was removing scherzer with no outs in the 7th. At 98 pitches and no runs he was looking like a guy that could dominate 2 more innings. It took literally 1 pitch to start the inning for that to change in dusty baker’s mind. He should have at least gotten though the 7th with him.…

I don’t understand why they can’t prove that she did or didn’t answer the phone. Cell phones have call logs which designate incoming vs outgoing and whether or not the call was answered... that’s not the only detail that matter here but it seems to me the plaintiff is fucking up big time if they aren’t disproving the…

How on earth can you tell his foot crossed the rubber? Fox did not once show a camera view that makes that act viewable. They were all off angle field level views.

Blain gabbert is an objectively worse qb than kaepernick. But that doesn’t make simms racist. He’s just a moron that doesn’t know anything about talent evaluation and football analysis. But that’s not news to anybody.

Who’s the aussie? Bogut is on the mavs this year I think.

The best I can do is either rubber scented scratch and sniff: http://www.everythingsmells.com/rutiscandsns.html

Excellent and thorough analysis. I give you a gold star for you to apply to your shirt or a print out of your comment if you so choose. I also have scratch-and-sniff stickers if you prefer. I’m glad to see (unlike many of the traffic accident videos we get on Jalopnik) that you and many others are fairly pointing out…