You’re not sorry. And you shouldn’t be.

Inflation homie. It’s a bitch.

This will NEVER stop being funny.

SO right

Scissor doors too. Don’t forget the scissor doors.

I’m afraid you might be right.

It’s possible the motor would be a Toyota though. I think they’ve made some far more than satisfactory v6s in the past decade.

Agreed. As far as I’m concerned this is a very good thing.

I hope it gets an I6.

Our next president should be decided by a nationwide RPS tournament. I think we’ll all be better for it.

I think Samer already addressed that. It’s fallout boy isn’t it?

Sometimes you just have to remind yourself why you no longer enjoy something you used to.

I think anyone who bothers to read the libertarian party platform will see that it is not in any way synonymous with neo-conservative. But you have to remember that even before this clown-ass election people commonly referred to libertarians as anarchists which is a farce. I think it’s a pretty common thing for people…

TO was one of the all time great TD celebrators. It helps that he had many opportunities to show his creativity since he was constantly in the end zone. My favorite is still him standing on the star at Cowboys stadium. Twice. I’m a Cowboys fan and I probably didn’t like it at the time. But that’s a pretty big showboat…

Klingon organ fugues.

Especially considering he didn’t get the ball a ton at LSU. He played for a team that ran through ball on 1st and 2nd down and had a qb that, while not terrible, certainly wasn’t anything to write home about.

Well the BBWAA goes by this silly “no player who ever did roids or perhaps conceivably could have done roids gets into the HOF” rule so I doubt Ortiz gets in until Bonds does.

I think they handled it well by showing a clip of Fallon with his own handshake fail. It’s thin skinned to bitch and moan about being misrepresented or made-fun-of on national TV. But it’s good comedic give and take when you combat a humorous video making you look “bad” with another humorous video making the other…

Can I have some of what you’ve taken today? Seems like you’re having quite a good time.

It’s cool. He’s probably so fucked up on acid and crack that he doesn’t know what a twitter is.