I know it’s the middle of the week and you’re not your usual happy self, but c’mon.

Finally, a car for all 12 of us who have a soft spot for mid 90s Pontiac styling.

Just say it’s not as cool as this:

Same. Ow! Owwwww.

Fear of drowning in muck or fear of being paralyzed due to a neck injury - both seem entirely valid to me.

If no one was around to help I feel like that would be deadly...

Forecast for tomorrow:

Mazdaspeed ALL THE THINGS.

so....... still don’t do this right?

Impressive, Mazda! In the future, when I might have little beings to cart around, this will be a supreme chariot.

Meanwhile, on the other side of the pool...

Ah yes, the classy version of the Neon. A tip of the hat to you.

Ugh. R.I.P., Brian.

No dude, it was a Challenger, not a Mustang

Really? Brazil, south Africa, Zimbabwe, Mexico, Russia, Iraq, Iran, Somalia, north Korea - all safer that USA?

Dear Toyota,

Flat-plane crank: the sound, the revs, the fire.

Oh, those are women? :o)