Scaggnetti
Scaggnetti
Scaggnetti

Might want to throw two more cylinders at it while you’re in there.

No. No, it doesn’t. At all.

You can run rich all day long. You can run lean once.

I’ll take the second stone (the ownership one), buy a paddock pass to a GP, and then get into Lotus’s F1 car. Somehow I don’t think they’ll mind they’re car being destroyed less frequently than it is right now.

The walk is perfect.

Here is the difference between the LS400/GS400 and the LS.

Jaguar chassis with a Jaguar drivetrain and Jaguar electronics. Sure, just mash a Ford engine in it.

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The car always appealed to me. This one always REALLYREALLY appealed to me.

this is the best I’ve got...

Maybe your service advisor just had no idea? He has obviously never played Gran Turismo...

yeah I saw the same thing, maybe he collided with an invisible time traveler from another dimension?

What’s with the space-time distortion at 0:16?

A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it

Plot twist: opportunistic kidnapper.

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This sketch does not get nearly enough praise, but I think it might be his best:

The final SNL episode that Hartman and Farley were in as cast mates, had the last shot of them hugging each other and waving goodbye to the camera. Within less than a year of that episode airing, they were both dead. Tragic...