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Which minivan do you think has an additionial 8” of ground clearance?

Sell the kids for profit and get something really cool.

Just so you know, my 2.5 year old can climb up into our Edge all by himself. Though we usually have to grab him and stuff him in his seat, he has too many toys floating around the floor.

Because cheat code!

It’s got nothing to do with the speed of the news day. Sometimes I just write things because I want to write them. That’s it!

God, this is what I love about Jalopnik.

Goatee is also known as “Mustang Mouth”

Spider Man does a lot of freelance design and photography work for us, actually.

This is the Torchiest article ever. I fucking love it.

Fascinating.

This is good Torchlopnik. Very good Torchlopnik.

Dude was out of a job for like months. He obviously couldn’t maintain a complete shave at current razor prices. So whoever was supposed to tell him about Dollar Shave Club dropped the ball. And I guess that sadly means he doesn't visit Jalopnik enough. Dollar Shave Club!

Mayhem approves this pun.

A whole Lada mayhem.

Anything and everything out there and you picked a Sonett for sports car?

brb never sleeping ever again