ROB! Come on dude. Don't hide the goods here.

Wasp nest or expanding foam? Not a good sign either way.

yeah, but your will will look like this

ALL OF MY WANT.

Sometimes us Americans mess up burnouts too. I am not sure hoe as this should be the easiest vehicle in the world to do a burnout in. But, who am I to judge.

Those trannies in the 5.7 are comically un reliable. 60k mi is about what they're good for.

You guys can have all your heartbreak AMG stuff. I'll be driving this gorgeous big black low mileage W140 until the day I die.

Obligatory.

Oh, right. Make that a quarter-mile.

Oh, I am loving this one! Thanks Tavarish! How about 12 cylinders for the price of a new 4....er, not even....maybe a 3 cylinder engine'd new car even? Normally I would go for an AMG, but only 60,000 miles and less than 15 grand, nay, 13 grand, for an S600!? Whats not to like!?

He doesn't have the Liberty to do this! Where's his moral Compass!? We need a Wrangler who'll stop this nonsense!

Lets not forget its a Chrysler after all.

Jeepers that's a lot of weight.

Not shown: the transmission bursting into flames after a half-mile of this.

Let them do what they have to do, I suppose.

Awwww :(

My chassis is ready.

Since I'm biased, and I know a V8 can be made to fit, and it comes in around 2200lbs.

The Lifan always leaves one to tell the tale.

At least it looks like the orphan in the back survived...