Now select your driver!

The real question I have is...can you get a Venus Fly Trap high? Because I'd like to observe that.

Right! Not to mention the fact that buying an old German isn't a death sentence even if you don't like working on your car.

It's always funny to me how people posting on an alleged enthusiast website are so scared of their cars.

go to a phish show or other festival and ask someone where you can find shake down street

Sure, but where do I buy an LSD?

Great stuff. I do enjoy Nissan's sense of humor in general (e.g. offering a wrapped GTR for Deadmau5 to use)

You know what, these things felt relatively quick for their day with the 5 speed. At least for a kid with an Acura Integra - the torque of the comparatively massive V6 in my friends Maxima was some exciting stuff.

1) Buy DeLorean

Everyone on Jalopnik wants everything in a car and the car to be a wagon. Then get mad when the car is more than 20k. What the hell do you expect? I have noticed this about every car people ask for. When it comes all I hear is "wah it is too expensive". Here is a reality check a regular Golf R msrp is 34k. Since this…

This is dumb as hell. Bring back old people doing burn outs!

Besides the Hoonicorn, the OG Subie was my favorite Gym car.

hasn't changed much

This will also help you be a bit more tired when you finally do go to sleep in the car, which should make the process easier.