No, I think the Hellcat sells itself...

Dear Scion/Toyota:

As long as they weren't made, they were cool. Fixed it.

It's like a designer said "We need a pistol-grip steering wheel!" and another said "What does that mean?" and the first designer described it using semaphore from half a mile away with low-hanging fog and a broken wrist.

Like a billion zippers being zipped and unzipped.

Is that the jet's huge cock protruding out the back?

Needs 250HP right fucking now.

I'm not a fan of the Miata. It's okay, but the MR2 Spyder is better.

What's the matter, South Korea? Afraid of a little FREEDOM?

Is your suspension broken?

Ah yes, other than the cost to keep it up, owning a Ferrari wold be no different whatsoever than a lowered, mid-90s Honda Accord wagon. Like twins separated at birth!

In all seriousness, why are the tires slanted?

Goddamn I would do vile, reprehensible things for a wagon version of that car.

RV is sad it got cropped out. "But I have stripes too!" "Shut up... not yellow enough, get back in the corner."

With hair like that what did you expect?

Isn't that the ultimate expression of wealth? Buying something you can't even own?

I don't understand paying millions for something you can't take home with you. I get Ferraris point, but if I'm going to shell millions I want that shit parked in my room so I can wake up and have that be the first thing I see each and every morning. Because clearly, as a billionaire, I have time to fly to Maranello…

But for that money, how many -V6 mustangs- Hellcat Charger can you get ?