This tiny car might not appeel to everyone, but I like it.

That is the Hammerhead Eagle i-Thrust, not the Geoff.

15 year old me: "I'm gonna draw a big 'ol penis with this thing."

The article should mention the purpose of this car for people that don't follow metal or Scion. Scion has been very supportive of metal bands and the community. They have a big annual tour with some big names and often sponsor smaller tours also (including Slayer this fall). They also have a media label that has been…

"No, seriously, I'm stuck."

A soul sucking car with no rear visibility and a spine crushing ride?

Porthole windows ftw.

This would give me the license to wear my short-shorts & belly tank again.

In 2002, a crack design unit was sent to a corporate retreat by a Japanese company for a redesign they didn't commit to. These men promptly escaped from a maximum-security resort to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by Toyota, they survive as car customizers. If you have a problem... if no one else can…

"Lookin' good, son."

MKIV Supra. It was a parts bin special. It had the engine from an Aristo (2JZ-GTE) or an SC300 (2JZ-GE). It had the suspension off the SC300 and practically the whole chassis. The interior is heavily inspired by the Toyota Soarer and the non-turbo's transmission is from the MKIII Supra. But my goodness was it great.

"Happy Halloween, enjoy the Treat."

Pontiac Solstice defined parts bin specials.

This guy:

Time for rampant speculation: Wichita is home to a significant chunk of this country's small aircraft manufacturing, and in turn has a huge number of takeoffs and landings compared to most places. This was probably some test flight gone horribly wrong. Horribly wrong. A tragedy.

Arent they really the same?

You just described a Sebring convertible.

if some company manages to make a 2"-3" lift for this thing and bigger tires, it would make it unstoppable.

"Remem....remem....do you remember that one time...when...uh....do you remember that one time when I gave that big trophy to that baseball guy?