What year is this? Jesus fucking christ this is at least ten years old. Anna does Jezebel actually pay you? They should not. What in the actual fuck?

You shouldn’t. Her name was Barb. Barb had just finished kicking puppies after she had just fucked the pool boy. Barb is a cunt and she gets what she deserves.

There is no way this could happen, guns are BANNED there after all guys....... Once that happens in a city, town, or state NO ON DIES from guns any more guys.

Don’t worry about Sean dismissing your “career” path so casually, as the rest of us already have.

Mine will as well. These people are idiots.

Yea but look at it. That is rolling vomit on four wheels.

Show us on the doll where the bad Ws6 touched you...

Ever since I installed one of these we sleep like babies. Every night.

When you own cars like these some extra zeroes doesn’t mean shit. Must be nice!

Religion. What a fucking joke.

Tragedies like this can be easily avoided. We must ban all Lamborghini cars. They “look” scary and have high capacity engines. Think about the children!

If you voted CP you need your Jalop card taken away.

Too many mushrooms at the Mario party. Who knew?

Don’n even waste your breath. Jalopnik has been, and always will be, full of people who would gladly suck a cop off at the drop of a dime. Your logic falls on deaf ears.

Obvious troll is obvious

New MS6 please.

Fuck cops. They are only called if you want yourself, a loved one, or your dog shot. No thanks.

Sweet motorcycle.

I missed that somehow. Thanks for the heads up!