What do old people smell like?

My louvers are ready

Looks like it's getting ready to nurse the baby boats.

Block heater?

You just described every police officer I have ever met.

An empty parking lot isn't even remotely the same as getting butt fucked by your M4 on a crowded street.

It's not a big deal sweetheart, you came across as a pompous prick, and I called you on it. At least own it.

A spade is a spade, prick.

I have zero debt and live a pretty comfy life. I hope to never have anything happen to me that results in me borrowing money and then being in the position to not pay it back. Shit happens. Sometimes severe shit happens. People have to get by one way or another. You are just a prick. Enjoy your laughable internet…

Obviously the ball was inflated at the proper PSI, or else he would have careened into the median.

That car was completely sideways and there was absolutely NO counter steer. Wheels were straight as an arrow, all the way into the median. Pro driver my ass. Environmental factors my ass. This guy is a fucking tool. Amazing video though, cannot thank him enough for that.

True. Both would be amazing. Also, I admit the 3 would tickle me too.

If Internet Explorer were a car, it would look like this one.

Thank you for posting this! The day is yours good sir!

MazdaSpeed6, there fixed it for you.

Heated and cooled seats are the best thing ever. You're an idiot.

Sure did. And he is still a fucking dipshit. All he had to do was drive away. Instead he chose to show his ass, and this is what he gets. Typical douche bag in a M4. Ruin it for everyone else that can actually handle their car and behave. Fuck him, fuck his shitty driving, and from the "children" here at Jalopnik,…

Get's around in the snow for 2k. NP all day.

Isn't it crazy that it is illegal to beat another adult, animal, living thing, but kids are fine to beat?