My psyche is very weird and my meds are very strong: guarantee you this features in my actual dreams tonight.

Why is everything dark and smells like cheese?!?

The answer is that everyone who goes to Time Square is now obligated to be nude.

While I’m not angry at the nudity in general, nor I am at the nudity of toddler, this is clearly a sexualized nudity context, so I find it totally inappropriate for a toddler.

THANK YOU!

I don’t think these posts actually do any good. I think they are more harmful as they create unrealistic impressions of other cultures and encourage American Exceptionalism. See all the commentators who are posting about how ALL Indian men are misogynistic and then look at how many stars these comments receive and the…

Vanessa: You give me eyebrow envy. Not to mention hair! Glad you’re healing well. You seem like a peach.

I just got back from dinner and now I want shrimp.

Cube of flowers?

Why is that worrying? I’d love a triffid! on you know a leash and provided I had goggles.

I’m pretty sure those aren’t flowers. They’re a pile of used condoms. I encountered a pile of used condoms in a dude-bro’s house in college and that’s exactly how it looked.

Twins?

Anyone else worried about what might be in the middle of that cube of flowers? #triffids

Ahh but language is a constantly evolving and responsive thing! Much to the chagrin of grammar nerds everywhere. Where would we be if people told Shakespeare to stop making up words?

Like, I don’t even understand her face, you guys.

Having a Sodastream, a pet, and a child, I can honestly say that the Sodastream has contributed the most and asked the least.

This is vitally important!

As a amateur ornithologist I would be very disappointed if the plazas close.

I don’t want to make assumptions about what it is like to have a mastectomy. But I am imagining that if I had to have a mastectomy, even if I’ve come to terms with it and learned to accept my drastically changed body, seeing a bunch of attractive young women with their perfect breasts holding a coke can in my honor…

THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS. If you want to show off your tits, go forth and show off your tits. But PLEASE stop making it seem like you’re doing charity work. What you’re actually doing is sexualizing a deadly disease. You taking a topless selfie does fuck all to advance the treatment that saved my mom’s life and will…