Attempting to teach my dad the same openmindedness and compassion that he taught me growing up is no easy feat. He kept asking me about when the Diane Sawyer interview was airing, then when I asked him if he’d seen it, he said, “Yeah, I had to turn it off. Too weird.” He then told me how excited he was to see the…

i wish i looked half as good but today i mostly look like a drowned rat

God, who shit in your cornflakes this morning? I’ve never felt compelled to say “Ohhh yeah, lick dat minge, I’m gonna swing on her tits” during sex. But then again perhaps you’re the normal one here and everyone else is sexually oppressed or some shit?

I ran a Cat Shelter for twelve years. This infection is very rarely contracted and when it is, it tends to be by people with compromised immune systems.

Yeah seems like Thailand is the go to place for racist white scumbags to live out their disgusting colonial fantasies.

Leicester City has announced that the Pearson, Hopper, and Smith are to be suspended indefinitely, starting immediately. Team officials cited their own internal standards of professional conduct, which requires that all players film potentially embarrassing videos in landscape.

All that stupid chatter (“LICK IT NOOOOW” “SPIT ON THAT”) sounds almost staged, like they wanted to be caught doing the naughty. Or maybe that’s just what sheltered 20-somethings who watch bad porn think sex really sounds like.

Man... Earthquakes... Back around 2002 or something, we had a 5.5 here... I was in bed on my laptop, writing, when it happened... And I immediately went into what I can only describe as a ‘car window Garfield’ pose, spreading out flat and grabbing hold— yes, even with my feet —of the bed... Now, I’m from New Jersey,…

One of the Bobbys ended up being a main character on Once Upon a Time and I haven’t watched much this season but with actual material does well in a show with only adult co-stars. Also they just stopped aging Bobby and Gene or is Bobby just supposed to not have hit puberty yet? Because early episodes Bobby’s not THAT…

My summer to-do list:

I have done that dance. It feels awkward as fuck to pretend to be the only couple in the universe basking in one another’s love while trying very hard to ignore the 100 other people tilting their heads and whispering about you like ten feet away. Most of them picking apart your dress and hair and song choice and how…

Yeah. Not cool, guys! That being said, i’ll take both kitties.

And because you ended it with “Ben and Jerry”, all I can think about is ice cream.

I don’t know who she is, but suddenly I’m craving a blue sno-cone.

Sounds nice — except for when you want all the spinach artichoke dip and you don’t like the way the other person exists.

Jesus Christ, over ten years?? Mindy, honestly, move on. You can tell she still loves him, and he knows, but he’s still THERE knowing what she wants and knowing he won’t ever give her that. Sometimes you need to leave so that people move on, otherwise there’s that stupid, stupid hope we all know.

It’s very slow-burn for all the characters, but sticking with it will pay off in the long run. Mad Men is a staunchly feminist show.

That's mine, and that's mine, and that's mine, and this is mine.... In fact, everything here is mine. Except for that bit. I don't want that bit, they can have that bit.