You took the words out of my mouth! How could someone not fall in love with that smiling face?

I guess she thought the dog was a con man or something because I can't fathom any other reason.

If the daughter has asthma, should she have been purchasing a dog in the first place? Oftentimes pets can be a real trigger for asthma. Seems like the woman is full of excuses and just an all around asshole in general. Hopefully this pup will go to a great home and give this lady all the deuces with his furry…

I'm not particularly offended as I am just trying to respect the dead.

"That's EXACTLY what it was! A video game ball of junk! FUCK YOU AND FUCK SENSITIVITY AND SEMANTICS ALSO"

God, I hope so. I really do. Because we're not even a full two weeks into 2015, and already it feels like 2014, Part 2.

They could have at least told them the truth. It's one thing to not have the money to pay severance or sick leave, it's another to lie to people who could still have a chance at finding new jobs because you don't want to get fucked over even more. Fuck Wet Seal and their shitty clothes.

That's hurtful, man.

I mean... I once took a hamster to the vet when it looked like she was in distress, which it turns out she was. I shelled out about $150 to have her suffering relieved. I don't think that's too irrational, I think it was the kind thing to do for the poor little animal that was in my care.

Yup my favourite revenge story was the lady of the local manor who raided her husband's multimillion pound wine cellar and left bottles on all the villagers doorsteps. That my friends is class.

My dog sends you virtual love (he's smiling for you, really smiling, he really does do that)

If Bradley Cooper said something about the pay disparity, it would just make him the More Sexy-iest Man Alive. If Amy Adams said something about the pay disparity, she could be in a cat fight! Speaking out! Diva behavior!

The sexist headline potential is virtually endless when a lady has something to say about…

Family Christmas get-together last night. It only took about half an hour for my idiot uncle to start talking about Bill Cosby, and how most of his accusers are probably "coked up skanks."

I like to sweat. I'm in my gym every day, either swimming or lifting or swinging kettlebells or taking a Zumba, BodyJam, BodyPump, or strength conditioning class. You get old when you stop moving and playing. I'm 60 and shaking the hell out of my big ass booty.

Totally.

Did you just say that? Girls are spectacular, always and forever, regardless of their color.

Why Doesn't A Bike Stand Up On Its Own? Babies Are Born Timeless But Are Gradually Warped Into Robots. I Am Going To Make An Album Of The Stars Crying For Their Stolen Futures. My Head Is On Fire.

Ten years from now, I hope she's in college, studying hard and doing what she wants.

Right? You could just follow my aunt on Facebook and get all the same stuff.