When I first saw the video I thought it was going to be for sausage, which seemed like a reasonably cool idea - but just putting meat on a stick isn’t really all that exciting. 

She... doesn’t need Seinfeld money... you should look up her net worth, her dad was a Billionaire. 

It’s an apartment. Most apartments don’t have secondary doors.

No touching at all. Even if it’s security. And to accuse someone of shoplifting you have to see them take the item and not lose visual contact with them until the police are there. source: arrested tons of white kids shoplifting

Nope. Touching them is illegal. You can ASK them to stop but if they don’t you have no right to touch them. 

...and Evan Peters, not Evan Petersen... 

As a white woman this makes me embarrassed to be both 

On an iPhone X (which does not have a Home button), press the volume up and power button. But for your boarding pass you should just make sure to have it in Apple Wallet because many airlines will update it there automatically if you get an upgrade or your flight changes. 

What do I want from him? He can start by devoting himself to producing/connecting women comedians and take a backseat. He derailed the careers of women through his actions so he can sit the fuck down and do everything in his white-dude power to advance the people he took everything from.

Soooo many bad ones. The worst was this guy who moved from out of town because we were shifting regions and essentially took over what had been my job as as regional manager. He immediately wanted to be friends and moved my position into a location where I’d have to move - and recommended the apartments he moved to.…

Eventually I figured this out via context but you should explain wtf you are talking about for the people who have no idea wtf you are talking about instead of making them parse this. 

Apologies for the poem - ‘he don’t have to be a genius, he just needs to be white with a penis’ - women will trip all over themselves trying to demonize women, especially someone famous that they can project a narrative onto

I don’t mind small talk, except for this - “ you can always ask people about their family, general interests, recreational pursuits, and what they do for entertainment.” My family is a personal subject, not a small talk subject. There might be something personal affecting me that is not appropriate to bring up as…

No.

I had a roommate in college whose father was heavily involved in Scientology. She would roll her eyes at it and talk about how it was all a gimmick/scam and she had some pamphlets that she’d mock because ‘they start you out with stupid common sense stuff to lure you in.’ A year later, she spent spring break helping…

Of Googling--- WITH ELECTRICITY.

Many options that aren’t those two -

Yeah, this is a really privileged, I-got-mine kind of take. This just lets hateful people who are actively trying to cause you harm/pain/grief off the hook for their actions and changes nothing.

Perhaps, but these are the types of articles that are pointed to when people talk about how ‘easy’ it is to just make everything yourself, when the reality is that there’s a lot of people who live without ovens, without kitchens even, who don’t have spices or oils or kitchenware and probably don’t have any cooking…

Did you mean to reply to me? I didn’t say anything about the bread needing a mixer, I said the opposite.