Please write an article about how Dead or Alive is okay then :)

YEESSSSSSSSS

Burning Man crystallizes every reason why if Aliens invaded and thought we should be wiped out... I’d be like “Yeah, that’s fair.”

Weird, I thought this article was going to be about Armada or Hungrybox.

It’s not weird, you’re just into math.

You get two options, ridiculous stupid physics, or no physics... pick one.

Except not! lol... as in, it’s not out yet.

This.

Why wasn’t Machinima called out in the headline? The headline makes it sound like some tiny little group of kids in their living rooms... this is fucking Machinima.

LOL, you still have cable.

Miku has a great design, but not this version.

Genre-hate hast to stop... if you don’t like something, don’t engage in it. When you tell someone they’re stupid for liking a thing, you just prove yourself to be the worst kind of person.

I like it so much because (once you remap the shift button to middle click) it is one of the last true 3-button mice in existence. :)

I like it so much because (once you remap the shift button to middle click) it is one of the last true 3-button mice…

I put this one forward too, but sadly it’s one of those things where you have to use it to understand how objectively superior the experience is. =/

I put this one forward too, but sadly it’s one of those things where you have to use it to understand how…

Once you held one of these in your hands, you would understand how the contour of the buttons makes that concern a non-factor... it’s VERY VERY VERY hard to accidentally press the wrong button.

Once you held one of these in your hands, you would understand how the contour of the buttons makes that concern a…

Eh, even though I’m gay I don’t think any nudity games should be allowed.

so it’s not a “no sex” policy so much as a “no dick” policy... gotcha.

Do you also shy away from a ten-key pad? :)

Do you also shy away from a ten-key pad? :)

Oh, I thought you were talking about quality.

Oh, I thought you were talking about quality.