Thanks for not using the clickbaity Gizmodo thumb. +10 points.

The award for best Photoshop goes to:

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Oh look, an actually important article about the game vs. the last 5 ones about reviews of the DLC.

That’s assuming the company wants to fix the problem though. The only way this would work is if it were a law-enforcement sting-type operation. To the company, because of the high turnover rate, the drivers who stay on, regardless of their level of psychopathy, are far too valuable.

“John, look, we can’t keep coming out here to your house... you need to uninstall that app and see someone about your anxiety disorder... we can’t keep doing this.”

Why not soy sauce and mirin?

Is this awful? Yeah...

What’s the correct way to identify: “I need new friends” drunk?

Oh cool,

Mod idea:

No, to be hired by any publication that takes it seriously.

Hmm... I dunno. I think it needs more Erotic Violence™.

I’m still amazed that it is possible for a AAA [outsourced porting developer] to [port] a game using UE3 and fuck it up that badly,

But if you’re a games journalist/writer... you have a responsibility to know these things. It’s like a film writer who gives you a blank stare when you say “Kurosawa” to them.

Because this is clearly a homage to Mario Paint, like, without question. A failure to mention that is a clear lack of knowledge of it.

This is how you know we’re older than Kotaku writers.

Um... I thought the headline said “in his prime?”