Tip #0: Don’t have kids.

Said it during the downgrade madness:

I am reminded of this:

I think the fact that Blur exists totally negates this article’s point. :(

This just in:

This article is insensitive.... some of us can only keep our passion up for about 10-15 minutes, max.

Thanks for the update.

Everything you learned as a child was wrong.

You’re adorable. I wonder if this is what my mom felt like when I started listening to Queen and AC/DC.

It’s always fun when a new generation of kids play games I played when I was a kid.

This is how you can tell the difference between a functional adult person who occasionally smokes pot and a “pot head” (the non-functional kind) in that you have to use the appropriate stupid slang words to describe how cool the thing you’re doing is.

lol

No, I’m “hating” because you sound ridiculous.

They keep trying not to... but they only way they’re going to get Prime members to not choose Prime shipping is to offer straight up Amazon credit... not pantry, not music, not video... just straight usable Amazon credit.

It sounds like some clips she’s trying to sound like Laura Bailey, and other’s she got tired of trying to sound like Laura Bailey. :(

The edge never ceases!

It always makes people sound super cool when they noob out people for not knowing how to talk about drugs properly. Very edgy.

That’s like saying: “I can’t stand Stephen Colbert’s right-wing views.”

As funny as this is, I would love an open world RPG like an Inquisition or a Skyrim where aggro human NPC’s react logically. Like, a script that makes it so let’s say a group of bandits tries to attack you, and you whip out some crazy fire spell, and they’re like “oh shit” and start running away en masse. Do you chase…