What a waste! I could get drunk like... 4x with $25!

That was the lamest commercial ever. What's with that dude's weave???

*looks around Kotaku* uhmmm, yeeeeeeeh.... pink is rather tacky...

I'd be pretty pissed right now if I were Lindsay Lohan and this pathetic box of shit was "too good" to include me on the cover.

@KillaB43: lol, you win teh internetz!

Im guessing this means if you bring the slow motion scenes up to normal speed this film should be 10 mins long? A true masterpiece!

I can only think of 3 things borrowed from those horrible excuses for films:

Cool I can go vote for Gaga!

Yay, I cant wait for the studio to have all the characters played by caucasians and change the film's title to JOHN. Everyone knows we silly Americans cant BARE to watch an Asian on the screen unless they are high or doing Kung Fu....

When studios are considering restarting series' like Fantastic Four, Spider-Man, and X-Men, I think they should consider truly awful adapts like RE... or murder Paul W.S. Anderson.

I like the cover. Capcoms sticking with traditional medium, Okami-esque brush art. I hate it when you get a sequal to a game and they slap some lame ass art from the American whanna be japanese comic book on the cover. It just looks like ass next to the case cover on the shelf.

i was waiting for Johnny Quest to run across the screen.

@RockyRan: Damnit! There should have been a Pokemon MMO like 3 years ago! I want a fully 3d world with multiple continents, gyms and tournements to battle in! Nintendo is just plain clueless.

I dont really see the problem here, like JRPGs have to go away or something. Both types of games are being made. Some people like me enjoy sitting down to a game that plays out more like a movie. I find it allows me to be more immersed in the story if "hero goes to A, B then C" rather than "hero goes to A, B, D, but…

Now Im not big into FF as much as other RPGs but Ive played 7 and 8 when I was a kid and finally decided to try to get back into the series when I heard about 13. But the more I play it, the more Im getting drowned in long cutscenes, and sappy violin music. Upgrading my weapons is a pain in the ass because I might get…

i'll keep my light cycle, thanks.

@Piemonkey: WTF? Where did that come from?! No, I thought the first RE games were anti american for killing americans and RE4 was racist against Spanish people... cause I hate logic.

@Flail: No disagreement on the running thing but I dont think people would be screaming their brains out if the female models run the same. And if you'll also notice some of the best female runners have bodies that are less bogged down by characteristics common to alot of women, thats what helps make them better…

Oh damn I totally forgot. Women either run like penguins or hop around to get where they are going. Oh and kudos for referring to them as "girls" as they rightly should always be referred to.

I cast "Room of Anti-Sex" for 3 dmg! Hyaaaa!