I’m trying not to pile on, but I had to say something :P

I do when I’m unfamiliar with the product or I have to make the product with an unfamiliar method. Like when I tried Gwen’s shells recipe from last week—it calls for cooked spinach but I’d literally never cooked frozen spinach before (only ever used it for the dip) so I had to read the package to know how to cook it.…

I have a lot of respect for you Kate, but duh? My mother taught me this when I was just a little vwtifuljoe. I’m pretty sure Thomas puts it on the packaging.

Don’t want to pile on the author - but I went to my kitchen and checked, and yep, says right on the package of my English muffins to split them with a fork.

Ok... so... bubble children? Or much younger than I’m thinking? Mainly chopstick or spoon users? Bread-averse? Opposed to non-symmetrical food items? A distain for toasted things? Unaware of the telltale smoothness of knife cut bread? Never viewed a picture of a halved english muffin? Writing a food blog without…

How do you mistake an iphone for a gun? That’s not quite the right question, but it’s easy:

How dare you insinuate that I would write something just to see how wypipo would respond!

I’m like 85% certain that Michael wrote this article so he could obtain some crazy comments for the Clapback tomorrow.

This is excellent, though at first I thought it said “Rade?”

As a man who is constantly seeking Harmony, I welcome this study’s instructions to partake in both...

I kinda skimmed through the article, but basically its telling me that if I upgrade to 8 cups of coffee a day, I’d have hundreds of metabolites, or my metabolite level will be in the hundreds? And not have the munchies. I guess its all good news.

“A terrifying eight cups a day...”

“Leave the vagina, take the cannoli.”

Scottathan. Scottward. Scotthew. My dude.

Haters gonna hate?

I’m the chick in the back wearing pajama pants and whatever t-shirt was handy. Yoga couture is hilariously awful.

This Indian would like this story filed to “white people ruin everything.”

Meanwhile, us South Asian people are out here in whatever old clothes feel most comfortable asking, “yes, what even is yoga anymore?”

Reminds me of this comic — expecting women to do certain work harms men too. https://satwcomic.com/let-italian-men-live