Man, the Mike Tyson thing is gonna blow your mind ;)

So, this article isn’t really about how to pick the right guitar, just a list of decisions to make. Dammit. I wanted to article to pick for me!

No, it’s not a Dad Joke. Dad Jokes almost always involve corny puns.

.... is that a Dad Joke, though? It’s maybe a Dad Prank, but those are not the same thing. In fact, I have never *heard* of a Dad Prank.

Are you a real person??? - seriously, this comment is next level. I cannot believe you arent a parody account and if you are, salute to you!

Actually he chewed off the meat left by Ice Cube on the bones of this Isley Bros song. I cant believe this song was so good it spawned TWO other good songs.

Seeing a black woman hate on Bruno Mars while using a Japanese handle that means “I love you” should be a textbook example of the word irony.

Bluegrass wouldn’t exist without the blues. If anyone tries to tell you that any form of American music that isn’t like, Native American folk music, doesn’t owe a significant debt to black musicians and culture then they are full of shit.

I mean, there are a couple arguments to be made here.

Uptown Funk was written, or co-written by a white British guy named Mark Ronson, who also produced for Adele, and Amy Winehouse AND Lady Gaga.

To my mind, a Lifehacker article should be:

No matter what the scale says at the top (1/10 = poor, 5/10=average, 10/10=excellent), this is how it’s actually interpreted by companies:

 Ahem.

“1.) It may well not be her cleavage that makes her successful.”

Are the people who donate for “BOOBIES” really the ones complaining, though? Pretty sure that’s not the case.

“Cogido in this context means gored, caught, grabbed.”

Filed to Upsets.

The every-30-years thrill of some asshole getting what he deserves.

Jesus fuck, Tim.