Living on the streets isn't a game.

Giving away old stuff for free is bad because it's old? Gamers and their entitlement.

Yes, it is. Welcome to Jezebel, where "practice what you preach" is a policy that's really more of a loose guideline. (I find it really hard to stand by Jezebel when they publish shit like this.)

"3. You most likely couldn't get with her, before or after."

I love the whole sentiment of "it's not about you." But, does anyone here actually wear make up FOR someone else? Like I have to be honest, most of my make up wearing and clothes buying is for my husband and/or my work colleagues. I like looking nice, but honestly most weekend days I put in the effort for him. And…

You have an X chromosome as well.

GTA V DLC. Duh.

All you've really done here is scare me into not saying anything to anyone who is going through a break up. In fact, I will now avoid them altogether for fear of saying the wrong thing the wrong way. If I did have a break up, my boss would never know it from dealing with me. I keep that shit at home.

This is it. The most privileged article ever published on Jezebel. You did it guys. WE did it.

Can't stand Fox "news" or her, but I'm not gonna rag on this. I don't see how it hurt anyone (it was actually kinda commendable) and there a bajillion other things that are more worthy of my disdain. Move on, people.

Enzyte.

He didn't ask the question in a way that deserves your response. Calm down.

I was waiting for someone to insult me with some bullshit about male privilege. I guess as a guy in your world I have no right to even talk about these things cause I dont have a vagina. Oh well. I guess all my degrees and life experiences and relationships (including a dear friend who was nearly destroyed by rape)…

HOLY FUCKING SHIT ALERT YOUR SENATOR AND CONGRESSPERSON THIS IS EGREGIOUS.

Thanks a lot for sharing this, it took a while to make (some of these rooftops are pretty tough to reach!) Since making this I have discovered a technique for jumping slightly further and found some even more impressive leaps so expect a sequel... Would love to see other pool raider videos too if anyone else has made…

missing out on the GOTY because of nitpicking is fun.

PC exclusive, hence the subtitle.

I feel selfish for wanting a service dog for my PTSD when there are service members who deserve them more, but the thought of having a helping animal who could possibly perform so many of the functions that would make day to day life kind of normal (keeping people from brushing up against me in public, reminding me to…

They always look slightly ashamed when I catch them snuggling.

Here's my contribution to the "pit bulls are good dogs" argument.