My immediate reaction would’ve been to speak exaggerated British English, but then I was a little shite in high school.

What a fantastic idea considering the horrifying amount of traffic accidents in Russia. What could go wrong?

Men and women fighting are not fighting for your right to

I THINK he’s saying that a lack of male-only safe spaces for adolescent boys (as opposed to defiant, anti-girl spaces for boys, which is an important distinction) with positive role models teaching them manners and discipline breeds Harvey Weinstein-like predators.

I’ll say it.

What a fucking hero. I don’t know his music at all (God, I’m so ooooooooooold), but fame grants him a ton of power and he’s using it in the best way he possibly can. Immense amount of respect.

This guys looks just a little familiar, too...

I remember zombie mods from way back in the Vice City days. Do any of the mods do slow zombies yet, or are they all still runners?

That catholic trailmix they left in the bathroom sure smelled good, but it tasted like shit and gave me the runs!

You don’t learn Wonderwall to impress guitar players, you learn to play Wonderwall to get laid at parties.

I won’t tell a victim of any degree of sexual assault how to handle the aftermath, but there has really never been a time when she’d be more likely to be believed.

Guh. “Black Identity Extremism” is almost brilliant in its manipulative callous malice. It sounds official, it sounds military, it sounds scary. Extremists. Everyone knows extremists are baaaaad. But it’s also vague and malleable enough to be applied to anyone who needs to be discredited or smeared. No need to look…

Do you also believe that kids shouldn’t be taught that maaaybe Columbus wasn’t too great, because if you don’t show them the graphic rape, dismemberment and murder of the indigenous people to kids who still have to argue to stay up past 9:30, you’re trivializing it? Because that sounds utterly absurd.

My name is Bill Gates. There’s no such thing as “search engines”.

He can hang out with my Revoltech Raiden!

If he was “joking” or otherwise making comments about a school shooting instead of just plain ol’ genocide directly to a person he didn’t like, then suddenly “the administration would take comments of this kind very seriously” for miles.

In short, I was a unicorn, a highly teased unicorn—a black boy full of sensitive emotions. The world isn’t kind to men who cry. The world isn’t kind to black boys. The world isn’t kind to black boys who cry. And I was a cerebral kid, in my head all the time. I was frustrated when people couldn’t see my side. I was a…

Ironically, if a man explained how properly fitting bras don’t matter because women were, ahem, “miraculously fine” for hundreds of years, or some other aspect of women’s comfort, to you, you would think they were the biggest asshole in the world.

It’s white supremacist thinking

I mean, Akeem made Kamala seem tasteful and nuanced, to be fair.