Preach.

I love watermelon so much. No one should have to be ashamed to love that delicious, glorious fucking fruit. I grew up outside the US, away from weird American race-based bigotry towards it, and it was always one of the absolute best, purest parts of summer for me.

“Don’t stick your dick in crazy” is, unfortunately, a lesson everyone has to arrive to on their own. You can hear it all day long, but it always seems worth it (MORE than worth it, what the fuck were they talking about?!)... until it really, really isn’t (ohhhh).

RI?

While I don’t disagree in theory, I can’t help but feel that the banning of “men only” spaces expects waaaay too much out of what guys would talk about amongst each other during a lunch break. Having plenty of female friends, I understand that a place to talk to other women can be healthy and beneficial, but I also…

“That’s when I stepped in front of them and said, ‘You don’t have to do all of that,’” Green said.

Could I be more excited?!

The worst part is that there are SO MANY places throughout this story where this could’ve been avoided.

More specifically: there’s no such thing as The Friend Zone. [...] They may well have been up for it at one time, but that time has passed and now that interest has passed.

I’d rather have a comedian try to be funny and misstep, than have them be boring, hacky and afraid to step on any toes. Doesn’t mean that individual missteps can’t be criticized or addressed, but I’d rather take a failed attempt at being witty over yet another hey folks of the corresponding sex in the audience, aren’t…

After their too brief interactions on Friends, I would’ve thought more of them together would be something we couldn’t have. But then I realize that excuse me, the ONLY THING I CAN’T HAVE IS DAIRY.

Sir, are you suggesting that a high-ranking Republican politician cares more about soundbites and short-term rug-sweeping solutions than consequences and reality?! Shut the front door!

I mean, would it be okay with literally any other derogatory term for an ethnic group?

I’m telling you, someone is calling in a lot of favors from Republican senators and McCain, spineless piece of shit, is doing what he’s commanded.

There has to be a reason why they hate it so much, though. More than gay marriage, more than gun control, more than abortion. It’s the kind of fervor that even spite or racism doesn’t inspire. It can’t just be to spite Obama. Intelligent people are actively voting to let American citizens die. There have to be some…

Maybe I caught him on a good night (last month), but it was one of the best concerts I’ve ever been to, even up in the nosebleeds.

I saw him in concert last month, and it was fucking AMAZING. I wish I had a quarter of the energy he has at, like, 72. Easily one of the best concerts I’ve ever been to. I had heard his live performances had fallen off, but he either had a great night, or he found his passion again.

Get out of here, Dewey! You don’t want none of this!

Why do you need a theory beyond special interests contributing funds to senators in exchange for favors exactly like this?

“Hey John, come vote for this bill.”